Smoove Mooves
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Dammit, Kotite, YOU HAD TO GO THERE, Didn't you! Smoove single-handedly keptified that place in bidness for long stretches of time. Smoove would check Chickies into 3, sometimes 4 rooms at a time, travel between them and knockify the bottoms outcht of said chickies e'er weekend, sometimes on Sunday nights too! Smoove actually had Smoove's own specific cabin, up in therr. Smoove had, believe Smoove when Smoove say this, a disco ball over the workbench, what y'all call a bed Smoove call the WORKBENCH, wit a landscapin' light shinin' on it for full effect-mode, crushed velour linens so it wouldn't be too cold for the Chickies in the winter, and then had thin silky linens for the SUMMERTIME!!! Smoove was allowified to keep Smoove's own mini-fridge in therr, too, kept it populatified wit' Some Natty Lighty in BOTTLES, the only way to drank the Natty is in a bottle, and also kept some Jaeger up in therr, for the quick buzz, plus it helped wit the breath most of the chickies had.....Smoove: The Suburbanite went el defuncto much like one of your favorite places, Steve's Motel on SR 619.
Another perkification Smoove had, Smoove could keep Smoove toothbrush in the cabin, along with Smoove's own cologne that the Chickies found abso-freakin'-lutifly irresistable!!! Smoove had the COL--Cabin of Love- goin' on and the Chickies knew it was 'boutcht to go DOWN!!!
See now that Smoove have gotten all hot and bothered thinkin' boutcht all the old conquests Smoove had up in therr at Steve's Motel, Smoove gonna have to go cut out early from workification and go try and get some. THANKS, Kotite.......Tesoro, your MIL available a little later??!!