ONly once, Kotite, Only ONCE. Never again, neither. Dude, Smoove thought it would be a cool 'sperience, to take this chickie there, and we was havin' a good time, Smoove tookated 4 bottles of that Pure Leaf Tea, dumped outcht the tea and fillated them wit' some Benchmark Bourbon and we roamed the Market havin' ourselfs a time.....UNTIL, chickie goes off and tries to eat some of the corn on the kabob rightcht there without it being hot or nothin'.....She was hammerated before Smoove could Hammerate her! Believe Smoove, this chickie l;ooked fine, nice tight crop top reallee showin' off her curves and breaticulars, tight short shorts that Smoove could see Smoove's self in.....but she went to eat the corn on tha Kabob and she had to pull her teeth out!!! She had no friggin' teeth up her in grill!!! She had denturations!!! Now, Smoove seent her reach up, smile at Smoove with a "You gonna get Some Later" type of grin, then grab those mandibles rightcht up outta her mouth, slip 'em in her back left pocket, which Smoove didn't think there was any room for her to get anything in the pockets 'cuz they was sooooo tight on her, but then she proceeded to GUM the HECKS outcht of that Corn on tha Kabob. Most peeps might think that it was sexy and she would perform that same actation on Smoove after we got back to tha VOL, but No, Smoove seent it comin', y'all. Chickie was gonna Vomitate all over herself and that COrn was gonna be spewin' before Smoove got to knockin'!! Smoove tried to get her off the picnic table she climbated up on and was shakin' her breasticulars and usin' the corn on tha Kabob like a microphone one minute, then as a sex playtoy the next, Smoove knew Smoove had to get her outchta there. Smoove mans, there was lil' uns up in therr, y'all. While it was quite sexy, playful if we was alone, Smoove was rillee turnified off by her actions in pullic, y'all. Smoove like to have fun, Smoove all aboutcht tha fun and lovin' up on people, speshully chickies from concessionary stands, but Smoove shoulda knownified that this would be a disaster 'cuz she ain't never beent in a Concessionary Stand before. Smoove gotted her down off the table, she gummed that Corn on tha Kabob the entire way back to the VOL, and then, as Smoove had predictificationated, Hurled all that gummed up corn and the husk she even gummed up, all over the side of the VOL. Some went down the gap where the window goes into the door.....Smoove was not a happy Smoove...NOT AT ALL!!! Smoove watched her gork all that mess up while she was kneelin' on the seat right next to Smoove, and eve nwit' that super nice short-shorted jeaned up booty-liciousness staring Smoove right in Smoove's eyes, not interestified. Most tha Time, Smoove woulda just started grindifyin' on that bootyliciousness, even if chickie pukin' it up, but the way she made Smoove embarrassified in front of kids and chillins, all Smoove could think aboutcht was gettin' her home and outta Smoove VOL. Almost the worstest night of Smoove's life....maybe one day Smoove can get up the gumptionation to tell y'all what the worstest day was, but for now, this one will haveta do.
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