My sense of honor, fair play, and simply being a man prevents me from being happy about the Buckeyes unjustly and undeservedly making the playoff this year.
Ohio State played Notre Dame and Michigan in Weeks 1 and 13. Aside from that, the middle of their schedule resembled the soft white goo you’d find in the inside of a Twinkie: soft, creamy empty calories.
And, much like someone who feasts on Twinkies all fall, the Buckeyes got satiated. They got lazy. They got fat. And then Michigan came to town and, instead of keeping up, those empty calories killed the Buckeyes’ endurance in the second half. They fell off the treadmill, couldn’t get a defibrillator, and got raced to the hospital, DOA.
Everything about the Buckeyes’ 2022 season screamed, “We’re taking the easy way out!” No non-conference road games. No road night games. Being haughty enough to think they could just throw to beat everybody. JSN giving up entirely to preserve his Draft spot. Sitting home last weekend hoping someone else would save them, like a recalcitrant idiot who refuses to leave home during a hurricane and then needs the Cajun Navy to pull them off the roof of their flooded house 24 hours later.
Yet you guys want everyone to believe you deserve a playoff spot. Take that freezing-cold stance somewhere else, IceDad. Not in my America! OSU: Sunk by Twinkies.
It’s true, it’s true. Trust me …