Smoove had hearified that Kenmore's George Brode Stadium is going to get some new bathrooms for those of us that truly love the Kenmore Koney! Smoove cannot, and will NOT, attend another game over there in Kenmo' until they gets some rill terlets up in therr. Smoove had daygone nearly messified Smoove's self numerous times after poundin' a 6-pack of Koneys over therr, then, only to be greetified with no terlet paper, OR, no door on the terlet! Y'all, It ain't a good sitchiashun when you gots to dookie in a hurry, go to close the door to do the disaster that is caused by the Kenmore Koney, only to see that the door do not existify!!! NOOOoooooo!!! Fortunately for Smoove, there was hardly anyone at this game, so Smoove could give the security dude a $5 to keep peeps out while Smoove let the mess fall outta Smoove. Other time, Smoove got in, closed the half-rottificated door, let loose with the mess, only to look to Smoove's left and where there was a TP holder, there was no TP!!!
Smoove was not happy, was not impressified, and definitely had a very complicationated situation to deal wit'. No one answered Smoove pleas for help, so Smoove became creative with Smoove's overly rambunctious mind. Smoove took off one of Smoove's wife-beater t-shirts that Smoove had on under his Under Armor jacket, and wiped away the messy splatter that had made its way all over Smoove's cheecks, marbles and even some on the back of Smoove's legs. It was not a pretty site, but Smoove made the most of it, and while Smoove wanted to flushify that t-shirt down and clog that bad boy terlet to tick off the peeps who didn't make sure there was TP there, Smoove was not an A-hole and just tossified that nasty, feces-stained t-shirt in the trash can.
Anyway, This is just what Smoove had heardified about the stadium over on 13th Street in Kenmore. Smoove hopes this is true and that Smoove can one of the peeps they invitify over to try them out before they have a game there. It would be Smoove's honor to shred a new terlet!
Smoove out!