#PACtion™ 2024

#PACtion™ we need to defend our communities......

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Yes all global corporations that prop up your phony stats much like Carrollton's record in the EBC beating up on Minerva and playing five non league games..

PS, your folks missed today.
Carrolton probably uses George Soros or BlackRock funded turf for their stadium, installed by illegal migrant labor. Tuslaw's turf, on the other hand, is financed by BellStores, a true America First corporation.
 
Yes all global corporations that prop up your phony stats
If you grasped that the vast majority of small businesses rely on their materials or work orders to come from those global corporations you'd understand why that number is important, hell it's trickle down economics which you should love. Did you guys have an economics course at Tuslaw in the 60s?
 
If you grasped that the vast majority of small businesses rely on their materials or work orders to come from those global corporations you'd understand why that number is important, hell it's trickle down economics which you should love. Did you guys have an economics course at Tuslaw in the 60s?
Jesus Christ.

(Just taking a page out of Shoot Nation's playbook).
 
hell it's trickle down economics which you should love
They always out themselves. Always.

But Tom and Mike Donilon appreciate your loyalty to the cause.

Did you guys have an economics course at Tuslaw in the 60s?

No, I'm much too young to live at Del Boca Vista.
 
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No, I'm much too young to live at Del Boca Vista.
Imagine #PACtion2024™ all living together in a retirement community...

@the123kidz selling scooters while waiting in line for pudding
@thePITman maintaining the statistics on all community activities & doing live dance shows even when it's not talent show night
@cuyahogacuse doing presentations on the lifetime accomplishments of the residents
@Rich Kotite bouncing from table to table telling stories and intentionally ticking off his neighbors
Tim Misney's there too. Screaming how he's going to sue every time someone cuts in line at the shuffleboard court
@Stizostedion sitting alone in the TV room because everyone is tired of hearing about how the WCAL is changing membership
@ShootNation isn't a resident, but everyday he walks the sidewalk at the edge of the development and engages anyone who will listen in conversations about how to shop for hammers and kerosene.
And every intersection is a roundabout . . .

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engages anyone who will listen in conversations about how to shop for hammers

He should ask Paul Pelosi where to find hammers.

Re: Del Boca Vista:

Don't forget the following members......

@Bluestreakoffice will have a vendor's table peddling Hartville Kitchen products and telling stories about week 7 in 1994 Federal League action and how WHBC's Jim Johnson refused free food in the press box much to the dismay of the Lake gameday staff.

@TopCat will film all talent shows and file a report for the Del Boca Vista cable access channel.

@Playoffs??? will update Del Boca Vista residents on the lawn maintenance and landscaping project.

@SpeedSafety25 will take on the Lloyd Bridges character of "Mandlebaum" and question everyone's tuffness after leading a Del Boca Vista workout in the senior center gym.

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As for yours truly, I'd be cooking drunk spaghetti in giant pots in the kitchen.
 
Imagine #PACtion2024™ all living together in a retirement community...

@the123kidz selling scooters while waiting in line for pudding
@thePITman maintaining the statistics on all community activities & doing live dance shows even when it's not talent show night
@cuyahogacuse doing presentations on the lifetime accomplishments of the residents
@Rich Kotite bouncing from table to table telling stories and intentionally ticking off his neighbors
Tim Misney's there too. Screaming how he's going to sue every time someone cuts in line at the shuffleboard court
@Stizostedion sitting alone in the TV room because everyone is tired of hearing about how the WCAL is changing membership
@ShootNation isn't a resident, but everyday he walks the sidewalk at the edge of the development and engages anyone who will listen in conversations about how to shop for hammers and kerosene.
And every intersection is a roundabout . . .

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@Raylan Givens, under the alias of Jack Klompus, will resign as the Mayor of Rittman and become our Del Boca Vista Board President in a ruthless coup that overthrows El Presidente Morty.

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@Raylan Givens, under the alias of Jack Klompus, will resign as the Mayor of Rittman and become our Del Boca Vista Board President in a ruthless coup that overthrows El Presidente Morty.

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After Rittman Raylan's act of political treachery, Morty Seinfeld channels his experience selling raincoats in NYC to team up with @Mikefln selling these olde tuff Pittsburgh Pirates hats at the Del Boca Vista monthly farmers market and vendor fair:

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After Rittman Raylan's act of political treachery, Morty Seinfeld channels his experience selling raincoats in NYC to team up with @Mikefln selling these olde tuff Pittsburgh Pirates hats at the Del Boca Vista monthly farmers market and vendor fair:

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Sorry I am not retiring; I am teaming with Newman on a new venture we are setting up in Michigan.
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with the quality of the defense in the PAC being as poor as it is

WOW! The football and economic experts at Carrollton have watched all of the film and know all of the players suiting up for #PACtion teams this fall, especially on defense.

And look at these 2023 Carrollton scores. What a defense down there/over there!

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A team this loaded surely must be served by "The Dentist to the Stars" Dr. Tim Whatley:

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WOW! The football and economic experts at Carrollton have watched all of the film and know all of the players suiting up for #PACtion teams this fall, especially on defense.

And look at these 2023 Carrollton scores. What a defense down there/over there!

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Don't know that citing losses by a very average Carrollton team to teams that played 15, 13, and 12 games last year is the damning evidence you think it is.

Northwest- 8 games surrendering 30+ points
Orrville- 6 games surrendering 30+ points
Fairless- 6 games surrendering 30+ points
Triway- 6 games surrendering 30+ points

In the three games NW played where they didn't give up 30+ those three teams combined for 4 total wins. The combined record of the teams that group of three beat 4-36....

In the 4 games Orrville played where they didn't give up 30+ points those teams combined for 7 total wins. The combined record of the teams that group of 4 beat 13-57 and that doesn't account for Springfield's 0-10 season.

In the 5 games Fairless played where they didn't give up 30+ points the teams combined for second best of this group total of 18 wins, however, only one of those games was a non-conference win.

In the 5 games Triway played where they did t give up 30+ points the teams combined for a best of this group 21 wins. Unfortunately of those 5 games only 3 of them actually ended up being wins.

Removing the pseudo bye weeks of Manchester and Tuslaw from the rest of the PACs schedule last year and replacing them with average D4/D5 teams likely moves all of those numbers in the wrong direction for the defensive coordinators of the Principals Athletic Conference. It's not unreasonable to think in a conference where defense was already not incredibly strong and a majorly talented senior class across the PAC graduating that we'll see even more points surrendered against competent offenses. The good news for the PAC is Poochie, Colluci, Drown, and Satterfield are gone and there's not an immense amount of talent coming to replace them right away so there's potential for lower point differentials in conference games if the defenses can put together anything resembling a coherent scheme. The bad news is that defensive statistical improvement is likely going to come at the cost of a massive regression in conference wide offense. I'll bet this time next year I'll be pulling the same sort of stars on the offensive side of the ball
 
Imagine #PACtion2024™ all living together in a retirement community...

@the123kidz selling scooters while waiting in line for pudding
@thePITman maintaining the statistics on all community activities & doing live dance shows even when it's not talent show night
@cuyahogacuse doing presentations on the lifetime accomplishments of the residents
@Rich Kotite bouncing from table to table telling stories and intentionally ticking off his neighbors
Tim Misney's there too. Screaming how he's going to sue every time someone cuts in line at the shuffleboard court
@Stizostedion sitting alone in the TV room because everyone is tired of hearing about how the WCAL is changing membership
@ShootNation isn't a resident, but everyday he walks the sidewalk at the edge of the development and engages anyone who will listen in conversations about how to shop for hammers and kerosene.
And every intersection is a roundabout . . .

Anyone seen my cabana wear? Almost time for the early bird at the Silver Pheasant.

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After Rittman Raylan's act of political treachery, Morty Seinfeld channels his experience selling raincoats in NYC to team up with @Mikefln selling these olde tuff Pittsburgh Pirates hats at the Del Boca Vista monthly farmers market and vendor fair:

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Was there anything cooler than those 70s Pirate teams and the Stargell Stars on the caps? The equivalent of pride stickers on football helmets.

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Removing the pseudo bye weeks of Manchester and Tuslaw from the rest of the PACs schedule last year

You gave up 30 points to Manchester. I don't care if it was 18 overtimes or whatever reason it was. 30 points to the very Panthers that you rip on #PACtion.

Carrollton isn't even the best team in Carroll County and the Yappi EBC Thread is Dead.

Book 'em Lt. Joe Bookman:

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Trying to predict as @SpeedSafety calls it "school boy football" is not easy and goes beyond just numbers just as an economy goes beyond the Stock Market numbers. For all we know there could be a great defense in #PACtion™ this year and just because Amazon has a great stock price that doesn't mean Americans can afford groceries or find the job they want or keep their small business afloat.
 
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Was there anything cooler than those 70s Pirate teams and the Stargell Stars on the caps? The equivalent of pride stickers on football helmets.

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Very few, if any, things were cooler than this. Maybe The Baseball Bunch with Johnny Bench, Tommy Lasorda, and @bob99's hero the San Diego Chicken was just as cool.

As were Topps baseball stickers purchased at Baltzly Drugs at Mayflower Village in Massillon and Nastoff's Little Store at 93 & Wooster Street in The Slaw.


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I would also give Sparky Anderson a vote for "cool former baseball guiii."

Sparky wasn't a stats guy and I'm really not, either. While I liked the movie Moneyball these stats nowadays give me a headache.

My sales reports are simple and not full of unnecessary baloney.

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Again, this is sports not banking. We don't know what will happen with #PACtion™, there is a human element involved, and we're just a bunch of jabrones on Yappi guessing away.
 
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