Death Row

[PantherProud]

What’s your Death Row 3 course last meal?

You can even toss in freebies from places that give you free bread, peanuts, etc…

 

[bob99]

Pizza, pizza and more pizza.

 

[tom 48]

Apple pie with saw.

 

[OhioBobcatFan06]

Definitely a steak. Maybe some mussels. If I had desert it'd be mint chocolate chip ice cream

 

[bruker]

I would eat Nutty bars until I was so miserable that I would look forward to dying.

 

[eastisbest]

Apple pie with saw.

I had reasoned that beer, kale and 50 hard boiled eggs would get me glycerin, nitric and sulfuric acid...

 

[eastisbest]

Definitely a steak. Maybe some mussels. If I had desert it'd be mint chocolate chip ice cream

I recongize that one. There was a serial killer finished up on Mint Chocolate Chip but I can't recall which...

 

[eastisbest]

Tim McVeigh

 

[PantherProud]

So my family apparently made their lists tonight and I came here to remember what I said only to find I never answered.

My meal would include:

-Red Lobster biscuits

-a full course Thanksgiving dinner with stuffing, corn and mashed potatoes

- a Snickers Ice Cream Bar, a White Blondie from Applebees and Black Rasberry chip ice cream from Graeter’s

 

[BlackHawk]

I can't imagine I would have an appetite hours before my execution, but if I did, I would want a complete steak & lobster tail dinner from The Paragon, my favorite restaurant in the Dayton area. NY cheesecake, with cherries or strawberries, for dessert.

Either that, or a fried bologna sandwich.

 

[chs1971]

I had reasoned that beer, kale and 50 hard boiled eggs would get me glycerin, nitric and sulfuric acid...

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

 

[irish_buffalo]

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

 

[Irwin20]

Agree with Blackhawk. I don’t think I’d have much of an appetite. I couldn’t eat before my HS or college football games so before my death? Unlikely.

 

[Spartacus1987]

I don’t think inmates get as much of a choice as you think. There’s a monetary limit on the food given to them

 

[Zunardo]

I can't imagine I would have an appetite hours before my execution.

Can’t imagine how miserable it must feel if you threw up right when they threw the switch. I mean, chunks and bile going back up through your nose?

Nothing for me, thank you.

 

[PantherProud]

You all are overthinking this.


List your “perfect meal” if that works better.

 

[chs1971]

I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

 

[boothmark77]

You all are overthinking this.


List your “perfect meal” if that works better.

I know. I was wondering what crime(s) were committed by the posters to lead to their death row status. But that’s an entirely different thread.

 

[cabezadecaballo]

I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

edit: That sounded like something Dragline could have said. I think, in proper context for Willie, he'd have a hog leg to go with the bottle and the girl, too

 

[oxat622]

Soy latte, avocado toast, tofu burger

 

[cabezadecaballo]

Soy latte, avocado toast, tofu burger

Thanks for taking the role to the hilt. Well done !

 

[SayMyName]

Wait....this isn't about Snoop, Pac, and Dre?

 

[soccerdad72]

Sushi, Korean Fried Chicken and bread pudding for dessert.

 

[Zunardo]

Sushi, Korean Fried Chicken and bread pudding for dessert.

No wasabi for that dessert?

 

[soccerdad72]

No wasabi for that dessert?

Nah - save that for the sushi

 

[az0217t]

Soy latte, avocado toast, tofu burger

I've been wondering, are there any women on this thread ?

 

[oxat622]

I've been wondering, are there any women on this thread ?

 

[Salad76]

What vegan and/or gluten free options are available?

 

[az0217t]

It's not funny if you have to explain it. I just figured you were trying to tell us something --- without really "telling" us "something."

 

[oxat622]

It's not funny if you have to explain it. I just figured you were trying to tell us something --- without really "telling" us "something."

Where did I explain the joke?