So, after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'heck no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why in the world would you think their twins? Are you blind or just stupid???
'So I replied neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone would $%*@ you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart!!!!