Brakeman Reports

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow,
Mary past the butcher shop
but the lamb went by too slow.
 
How many can you remember went higher than Brian's forecast? With my kid, he finished higher twice {by one!] and lower once, by five. Yours?
 
TheDon said:
How many can you remember went higher than Brian's forecast? With my kid, he finished higher twice {by one!] and lower once, by five. Yours?
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Don.....seriously, that's not funny.

How do you score a unique takedown.............unique up on your opponent:laugh:
 
Not funny you haters are just losers , everyone knowes my kid's surgery will work ,an will AA for all times recrds never be broken beats everyone nowon will not bow down you will see ,history will be made D111 AA is still AA Brakeman was wrong all 3 times so Merry Christmas!
 
So, after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'heck no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why in the world would you think their twins? Are you blind or just stupid???

'So I replied neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone would $%*@ you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart!!!! :D
 
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