Your Best Joke

Got this one from a IQ test research book. If you laugh at it it says you are in the normal IQ range. No laugh means either a very high or low IQ is probable.

Here goes:

A doctor reaches into his lab coat to pull out an ink pen, but instead finds a rectal thermometer to be the only object in his pocket.

Frustrated he exclaims, " some a## hole has my pen.
 
What is the difference between a developer and an environmentalist?

A developer wants to build houses in the woods. An environmentalist ALREADY has a house in the woods.
 
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