NothingButTheTruth
Well-known member
Okay, time to lighten the mood a bit. Please post your best joke(s). I'll start with one of my favorites:
So, this guy Mr. Smith is out hunting in the desert when he sees a large bird flying overhead. Mr. Smith pulls out his 10 gauge shotgun and shoots the bird.
Later at his campsite, Mr. Smith is cooking his bird over an open fire, eating the parts that are ready. Just then, the game commissioner drives by, sees what Mr. Smith is doing, slams on his brakes, jumps out of his Bronco, and says "that's a California Condor you are eating, an endangered and protected species. You are in big trouble with the law".
The next day at court, the judge explains the charges to Mr. Smith and the severity of the penalties. He asks Mr. Smith why he did it and Mr. Smith replied "your honor, I am fairly new to hunting and I honestly thought it was a duck".
The judge says "okay, you have a clean record and I believe you, so I am going to dismiss the case, but can you please approach the bench."
Mr. Smith walks up to the bench and the judge whispers "I've always wanted to know, what does California Condor taste like"?
Mr Smith enthusiastically replied "it tastes an awful lot like Bald Eagle"!!!
So, this guy Mr. Smith is out hunting in the desert when he sees a large bird flying overhead. Mr. Smith pulls out his 10 gauge shotgun and shoots the bird.
Later at his campsite, Mr. Smith is cooking his bird over an open fire, eating the parts that are ready. Just then, the game commissioner drives by, sees what Mr. Smith is doing, slams on his brakes, jumps out of his Bronco, and says "that's a California Condor you are eating, an endangered and protected species. You are in big trouble with the law".
The next day at court, the judge explains the charges to Mr. Smith and the severity of the penalties. He asks Mr. Smith why he did it and Mr. Smith replied "your honor, I am fairly new to hunting and I honestly thought it was a duck".
The judge says "okay, you have a clean record and I believe you, so I am going to dismiss the case, but can you please approach the bench."
Mr. Smith walks up to the bench and the judge whispers "I've always wanted to know, what does California Condor taste like"?
Mr Smith enthusiastically replied "it tastes an awful lot like Bald Eagle"!!!