Can we please talk about POTUS's new pick for the education board? Dude literally writes Illuminati self-help books. If anyone's down for an informal Yappi book club, let's start with this potential gem (actual title): "Success Magic - The Prosperity Secret to Win with Magical Spiritual Power: How to Grow Rich, Influence People, Protect Your Mindset & Love Yourself Like a Warrior using Timeless Abundance Secrets"