I have a lot of memories of LCD but the best one was when I first started working for him he had a tennant that was very late on the rent and he called the tennant in front of me yelled that he was coming to get the rent and if they didnt have the money things were going to get ugly. And he walked over, opened his safe and grabbed two guns and looked at me and said, "You want one of these for our ride over?" and I was just terrified. I declined and he told me to drive his big escalade over while he told me how we were going to rob the tennants.
Turns out it was all a prank. He never actually called anyone, no one was late on rent, and he really got me good all the way to the point of us parking outside of the building. He thought it was the most hilarious thing to see me sweating bullets terrified at what I thought was going to happen.