How Much Would You Charge To Clean Puke Out of A Car?

How much would you charge to clean puke out of a car?

  • $25 (I'm desperate for cash)

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • $50

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • $100

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • $150

    Votes: 5 45.5%

  • $200

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • There isn't enough money for me to do that job!

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Total voters
    11
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PantherVOR

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Ripped from the pages of TheBigGulps life, how much would you charge to clean someone's puke out of a car?
 
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If I was a cab driver, $50. If you walked up to me on the street and offered me a sum of money to do it, I would assume it was a scam and walk away. Would need a big sum though if I did trust you.
 
When I worked at a car wash I had to do this once. Most of it was on the back window on the inside of the car somehow. Must have stuck there head out going around a corner or something. It's an easy clean up if it's on the carpet and you have an extractor. I'd say at least 50 bucks.
 
James Cramerica said:
$150 sounds about right. I guess it would depend where in the car though too. Puke can get in some bad places in a car.
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I think cab drivers should be responsible for providing vomit/sick bags to passengers. The fee should be $150 if the patron vomits and doesn't use the bag. Vomit in a cab pretty much destroys that guy's livelihood that night.

I voted $150, but obviously I'm not cleaning out the vomit regardless.
 
I do actually agree with the first point ep. They should be prepared, a good chunk of their service obviously comes from drunk people that don't want to be driving.
 
If I was a cab driver and someone vomited in my cab, I'd turn in to this dude:

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I dunno. Since she was with BG and they met on line you KNOW she was fat. I'm guessing it looked like antifreeze because she was a city bus.

No amount.
 
TheBigGulp said:
Slide-by, still a tool.
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:laugh: whatever. I'm not the one having to get a date on the computer. Do you do speed dating also? :laugh:


"Hello. my name is Big Gulp. I like reading, long walks on the beach, and scrounging the bottom of the internet for alcoholic drunk chicks to date rape after they pass out in their own puke. And you are?"


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Slide-by said:
:laugh: whatever. I'm not the one having to get a date on the computer. Do you do speed dating also? :laugh:


"Hello. my name is Big Gulp. I like reading, long walks on the beach, and scrounging the bottom of the internet for alcoholic drunk chicks to date rape after they pass out in their own puke. And you are?"


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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To be fair, he doesn't have his "wife" chained up in the basement with a gag in her mouth.
 
Slide-by said:
:laugh: whatever. I'm not the one having to get a date on the computer. Do you do speed dating also? :laugh:


"Hello. my name is Big Gulp. I like reading, long walks on the beach, and scrounging the bottom of the internet for alcoholic drunk chicks to date rape after they pass out in their own puke. And you are?"


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:thumb: That's totally how it works. It's pretty normal, but you're probably much too old to understand. Google is powerful tool for you to do some research on the app/subject matter. Until then, you are still a tool.
 
TheBigGulp said:
:thumb: That's totally how it works. It's pretty normal, but you're probably much too old to understand. Google is powerful tool for you to do some research on the app/subject matter. Until then, you are still a tool.
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Rationalize all you want. Age has nothing to do with the fact that you're dating off the internet like any other loser. Do you sit around sipping wine, watching "Cougar town" with your buddies crying about all the good women being taken? :laugh:


"You had me at 'hello'". :laugh:

LAH-hoo-Za-HER! And to think. Something as desperate as trolling the internet for love and STILL all you could land was a frat house turnstile. :laugh: Thanks for the laugh Big Time. before you hit send on the Dateline next time, just saunter on over to the Robling and end it. :laugh:
 
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