Grandma killed by pipe bomb at gender-reveal party

Yappi

Go Buckeyes
"Our investigation showed that members of the Kreimeyer family were experimenting with different types of explosive material on Friday and Saturday in an attempt to record a gender reveal that could be posted on social media for friends and family," according to a statement from the sheriff's office.
I'm guessing if they posted it, it would go viral now...
 

Yappi

Go Buckeyes
How common are these gender reveal parties? I thought the best reveal parties are when the Dad walks into the waiting room and announces "It's a boy!" or "It's a girl!"
 

Zunardo

Well-known member
How common are these gender reveal parties? I thought the best reveal parties are when the Dad walks into the waiting room and announces "It's a boy!" or "It's a girl!"
Handing out cigars with a pink or blue wrapper isn't YouScreen/InstaChat/TicTac-worthy
 

cjb56

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As awful of a social media trend as gender reveals are, to me the worst will always be the bridal dance with the father that starts as a slow dance and devolves into the dippy daughter and fat old dad awkwardly twerking to some crappy modern club music. Women think it’s funny and cute. It’s annoying and stupid. Sorry.
 

D4fan

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How common are these gender reveal parties? I thought the best reveal parties are when the Dad walks into the waiting room and announces "It's a boy!" or "It's a girl!"
Pretty common here in SW ohio. I was forced to attend one about a year ago. Pretty stupid in every way.

1- 60 people present, no one had ever heard of the word COVID, hugs, laughs and raspberries shared by siblings
2-father to be openly disappointed when the smoke bomb they lit turned pink
3- this was the dumbest part, and I never saw it coming, to let neighbors in on the reveal a pre determined plan had been concocted, he would fire his handgun in the air six times for a boy, and just 3 times for a girl. When that first round went off 10ft from me without warning and my back to him I thought someone had finally had enough and was in active shooter mode. I jumped behind a apple tree to figure out if I needed to do more to protect my position and noticed a few others had the same idea. Father to be's family is mixed up in drug trade so I wasn't taking any chances.
 

clarkgriswold

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Maybe we should start a business that specializes in making attendee safe reveal devices for these dip$h!+s to use at their reveals.

These are the same people who are going to end up being the annoying parents who gripe about and at the little league coach, complain about princess not being the focus of the Christmas pageant, lead the gossip of the mom's group in the grade school parking lot, dress like their teenage daughters when they're in their mid-40's...
 
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