"Smoove Mooves" has taken up that mantle from "Take it 2 Tha Bank." There was another Akron poster named "Pastor Pigskin" who may have made a few colorful references to the Kenmore Coney as well.
Now THOSE are 2 Names from the PAST. Last Smoove had heard Pastor was finishing up his doctorate. Smoove had to believe that Pastor Pigskin was truly divine in his predictions. On the money in so many of them, excellent insights, and to make it even more incredible, the Man added mcuh humor and color to his predictions.
Take it 2 Tha Bank was another classic poster that Smoove never had the idealic pleasure of meeting, but Tha Bank might very well have been for Yappi, kind of like how RunDMC & Tupac were to rap. Setting the foundations for all on this site. If the foundation ain't solid, if it ain't grounded, it will fall. Look what Yappi has become, yo! Mad props to Pastor Pigskin and Take it 2 Tha Bank. Though no one knows the roads that you have travelled, where they have led you, Smoove appreciates your many gifts to this site and you both are true trailblazers. WORD!
Now, as for the concessions, Smoove feels very uneasy about the fate that The Kenmore Koney has taken. While Smoove has heard that Garfield will play home games at the stadium, it ain't gonna be the same as the Garfield Koney. Nope. Nada. NIL! Smoove has a heavy burden knowing that that delicious sauce will no longer be served at the hallowed grounds of George Brode Stadium. Makes me feel haunted by all of those bright sunny Saturdays in Kenmore, ordering a 6-pack of those 7-inches of beautifulness from the bearded, toothless babushka'd band grandma who always tried to get Smoove to give her his digits (and only 1 time did Smoove oblige because there were 4 tallboys of Busch Light left in my car cooler from Friday night game I went to and just was buzzin' a little too much....had to change my number after that one, though). As I would eat those bundles of joy, I am not even reminded of the pain and torture those doggone things caused Smoove about 8 and a half minutes after eating them. Pain, Doubled-over Cramps, and lots of begging, pleading and praying to the Good Lord to let Smoove make it to the bathroom. SMoove swears he sold his soul 30+ times imploring the Good Lord to not allow Smoove to Moove in his stone-washed jeans. Every time The Man came through for Smoove. But Smoove digresses, let's get back to the best concessions.
LAke has some nice concessions, but it is hard to keep one's eyes on what to order when there are so many fine ladies serving it up (in more ways than 1, YO!). Smoove knows lots of the people in Uniontown, and they have lots of props at the concession.
Coventry has really brought MAD GAME to their concessions at Memorial Stadium. Pizza, Comet Combo, Dippin' Dots are a Smoove weakness, among many vices Smoove has, pretzels and what this dude believes to be the best distraction to what is actually happening on the football field this year!
Wadsworth has nice concessions, Jackson brings their A-gamer and makes it kind of POLAR-Bearizing....LOL, Smoove has mad skills!
Massillon has upped their concessions to a solid B+; overall, Gotta give the Suburban League mad props, but Smoove votes for the Federal League to have the best overall concessions in the Summit/ Stark area. Just please keep in mind all the fond memories of all the MOOves Smoove had on many sunny September and October Saturday afternoons in Kenmore. Oh, and make no error, Smoove made many MOOOOoooves on ladies on Fridays, Saturdays, oh, heck, any day that ended in '..day" in Kenmore, in Ellet, in Firestone Park, in Green, in Wadsworth, in Kenmore again, in Ellet lotsa mo times, and even in North Canton, Yo!
IN all seriousness, just support those concessions and do it right. Peace! See you at some Coventry games sometime.....
