Jared Lorenzen sets Arena Football record...

Chop Stix · Feb 4, 2014

...as the world's fattest quarterback. 368 pounds.

MoeDude · Feb 4, 2014

He's actually fun to watch. I saw him play the last time the River Monsters played.

Bob Loblaw · Feb 5, 2014

The Pillsbury Throw Boy

TylerDurden · Feb 5, 2014

Bob Loblaw said:
The Pillsbury Throw Boy

Greatest sports nickname of all time. :laugh:

PantherVOR · Feb 5, 2014

He says the white uniform makes him look fat. :laugh:

James Cramerica · Feb 5, 2014

:laugh:

MoeDude · Feb 9, 2014

Jared goes down with an ankle injury after being tackled low. Dang no more viral hi-light videos :laugh:

cpc5304 · Feb 9, 2014

If took four people to help him off the field.

cabezadecaballo · Feb 9, 2014

TylerDurden said:
Greatest sports nickname of all time. :laugh:

Awesome. Better than even the Dinner Bell Mel / Burpin' Turpin combo.