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What all happened last weekend with a lot of teams having their first scrimmages this weekend. Any good games? Surprises? Teams playing better or worse than what was anticipated?
 
 
moeller scrimmaged centerville friday night. all i have to to say is this:

BAD--- SKATES AGAIN!!!!

drew "bad---" rosselot was in true form on friday night. he was racking people up left and right in his short time on the ice. i even saw him give the puck to the other team just so he could hit the kid. needless to say, it was quite an interesting strategy while still effective.

i would like to clear up some rumors about bad---. upon entering the skating rink, i have been told by certain moeller hockey players, that one of the centerville players called rosselot a "roiding mother ----er". this is in no way true or accurate. bad--- does not take steroids, bad--- makes steroids. anabolic steroids are actually created from extracting them from bad--'s liquid waste. now that you are all informed, i expect these rumors of bad--- "juicing" to cease and desist. smearing bad---'s image will only cause you harm, as bad--- takes these rumors personally

the rest of the crusader hockey team also seemed to be in good form. centerville lost 4-2
 
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I heard that bad--- once ate a bear. He waited up in a tree and jumped on it once it was below him. They proceeded to wrestle for quite sometime but the bear's strength was no match for bad---'s as he quickly but the bear in a choke hold and then eating it raw. He later used one of the bear's rib bones to floss his teeth (as hygiene is quite important to bad---). One thing that has always bothered me is his upbringing though, I heard that he was born and raised in Ross but i also heard that he was brought up by lions in Africa, can someone tell me what is correct.

P.S. Why has Bad--- stopped hitting as much lately, is something or someone holding him back? The only hit I heard of this past weekend was the one that was caused by a kid trying and failing to hit him. Bad--- sent him flying in the air, the kid then very much resembled a Boeing B-17 while he was in the air. But why has Bad--- stopped the defensive hitting?
 
Incorrect! There is not any thing or person that can stop him from playing his way and completely demolishing the children he plays against. In the Centerville game he absolutely annihilated Breslin and the ref called him for "Hitting too hard." Bad a-- was in true form there and will be the rest of the season. That's how Moeller will win all thier games this year, have bad a-- hurt all the other players, thus making it even easier for them to score
 
well i have heard that certain people have been telling him he needs to score more but thats just not the bad--- style unfortunately... we will see.. but i havent been able to make it to a game yet unfortunately im gonna have to get to one soon....jesus is on his way and he has new friends this year
 
bigboi36 said:
ya roselot sucks... why does he play hockey?
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more jealousy wow

would you just let it go your a failure and you dont even deserve to speak Bad---'s name.

her murders people on the ice and what do you do.... nothing do you even play hockey or are u a 48 year old virgin posting on yappi from your mothers basement
 
i would guess that second option. most people on yappi who are naysayers and putter downers are washed up wannabe athletes who try to feel relevant by putting down true athletes like Drew Bad--- Rosselot.

in answer to the question of why Rosselot plays hockey --> Bad--- does whatever he damn well pleases. So shut the h**l up and enjoy the show
 
If Mr. Rosselot had the ability to take over a game, why did he let Padua beat them in the tournament?

Aside - Padua's goalie is very, very good. That was actually very fun to watch.
 
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