I think Dopamine should be McKs savior. He would immediately remove them (football-wise) from the Fed. Schedule would resemble this:
1- @ St. Eds
2- vs St X
3- vs Benedictine
4- vs Mater Dei (in Las Vegas)
5- vs Southlake Carroll at the NON-Farmboy Classic (again in Vegas, Dopes teams are highly sought after)
6- @ Minerva (Dopamine still needs a win)
7- @ Pick C
8- vs Canton Central Catholic (it was around this time Dopamine realized that there aren’t many teams, not in a league, that are available to schedule
9- vs Bishop Sycamore (Televised on ESPN)
10- @ Massillon
In all seriousness, good luck to the Pups, they’ve had an awesome year, pull off the upset!