A decade ago, Denison and (The College of) Wooster were quite similar, with Denison enrolling a bit wealthier students and Wooster a bit more academically rigorous. While the two schools still have significant philosophical similarities, their paths have diverged, particularly financially. Wooster isn't so different than it was in the 2010s, still moderately selective, academically solid, a focus on undergrad research & experiential learning, and a respectable athletic program (usually quite strong in men's basketball, average in football, and regionally competitive in many sports). It's still a very good, high-academic small college, but not immune from the financial storms hitting almost everyone in higher ed.
In no small part due to exceptional leadership by president Adam Weinberg and smart investments on growing fields of study, Denison is now a nationally prominent small college with an acceptance rate under 20%. With the market position to demand that wealthy families pay full tuition, and a roughly billion-dollar endowment (more than double Wooster's), Denison's student body today is comparable to Kenyon's. The Big Red athletic program, under retiring AD Nan Carney-DeBord, is at the top of the NCAC all-sports standings almost every year, and they're solid in football and men's basketball. In terms of stability and prestige, I might now rank them #1 among the small D3s in OH/MI/IN, ahead of Kenyon & Oberlin.
Okay, Okay, Y'all. Smoove get it that these school might not be what they was 1-2 decades ago, but what Smoove need to know, is how are the club scenifications at these 2 fine institutionalations of higher edumacation? Is there even a night club around? Smoove beent thru Wooster and Smoove like Wooster alots. They gots some cool places in the downtown area, it is nice down therr, but ain't beent therr after dusk. THAT when Smoove start gettin' LOOSE, Y'all!! And never beent to Denison, but beent to Hiram before and Smoove actually made quite an impressionation on a fine young-chickie that was packed in tight to a pair of fine stone-washed jeans. Smoove, said...Y'all wanna know what Smoove said to her?? Smoove said, "GIrl, you must be light-headed and boutcht ready to faint." Chickie say, "Hee Hee, whay you sayin' that, Mr. Smooth?"
Smoove say, "Because those pants is so tight and fine they gots to be cutting off the circulationation to yo head, my fine thang." It must workified 'cuz next thing Smoove know, Smoove have those skin tight pants on the back seat floorboard, chickie's knees pinned behind her own ears and we gettin' our Mooves on. THIS, Yappi Nation, was the introductionation of when the idea, the concept, the unilateral belief of Smoove Mooves became a possibility, Smoove Mooves had potential. Yup, Yup! Believe it y'all, Smoove went from a thought to a project to an action item in that moment. As Tony Robbins alway say, "Nothing changes until you take Massive Action" Well, Smoove took such massive action that Smoove had to help that chickie walk into her house the next morning she was so sore. Smoove even went so far as to buy her one of those floating tubes for lakes you float in, so she could sit on it the next day....Yup, Smoove rocked that thang sore!!!
So, Smoove needs to get back on topic, how are the night life scenes at these two places? Wooster a cool little town, Smoove know that, but need some things for kids to do. Good Luck to all the people involvified.
Smoove do agree that it ain't all about the wins and the losses. IT is ALL about 2 other thangs, y'all, and Smoove have told y'all what is all aboutcht in another thread, maybe the Stow football one, don't recall now, but listen up 'cuz Smoove gonna tell you all what it is aboutcht:
Repeat to yourselfs 4 times in the morning when y'all is showerin', speshully if you just rocked it the night before, or she took it to you that night before, don't matter, either way, you WIN!! Repeat this phrase 4 times to yourself, heck, even when things ain't goin' good for you, or if things are lookin' bleak on gettin' some, or gettin' that one fine chickie to say "yes" to you. Here it comes, repeat it....How many Times? FOUR!!!
"IT's All About The Booty, It's All About The Rack! IT's All About The Booty, It's All About The Rack! IT's All About The Booty, It's All About The Rack! IT's All About The Booty, It's All About The Rack!" Your day will instantaneouslee get better. Believe Smoove. Smoove outcht!