Which has more variables....Bowling or Pizza?

 
I actually had a pizza with calamari as one of it's toppings yesterday, and it was quite good. The tips of some tentacles got almost like bacon-crunchy, which I thought might be nasty. Pleasantly surprised at the experience.

Nothing ever surprising about bowling. Unlike golf.
 
I have yet another funny bowling story. I was at the Cross Gate Lanes in Blue Ash, Me and my buddies where having some good ole fun reminiscing on how we used to be on the 1879 World Bowling Championship team for paraplegics. I was going for my 3rd straight strike when a group of blind guys came in and started talking about how they were the 1830 Indian Bowling Championship for the Blind. So we decided to have a match and for giggles we used bumpers because they could tell the difference! They ended up still beating us! So when it came time to pay our losses we gave them a $1 instead of a $20 because they couldn't tell the difference yet again!! lol
 
I have yet another funny bowling story. I was at the Cross Gate Lanes in Blue Ash, Me and my buddies where having some good ole fun reminiscing on how we used to be on the 1879 World Bowling Championship team for paraplegics. I was going for my 3rd straight strike when a group of blind guys came in and started talking about how they were the 1830 Indian Bowling Championship for the Blind. So we decided to have a match and for giggles we used bumpers because they could tell the difference! They ended up still beating us! So when it came time to pay our losses we gave them a $1 instead of a $20 because they couldn't tell the difference yet again!! lol

I bet you are cooling off because you posted this dumbfckingstory.
 
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