I think we better bring in Smoove to mediate this discussion.
Well, Well, WELL!!!! Ax for somethin', and Smoove will provide!! Much appreciationation to y'all for callin' out to Smoove. As e'erone on here be knowin', Smoove is kind of the defactionary Expert on Hottie Chickies and, if Smoove may say-so, Hottie Moms! Now Smoove don't claim to be 100% in the positiveness all the time, but prolly around 97.2% of the record be SPOT-ON!
Now, y'all tryin' to decipherate which team should win this massively large game between the Explorers and the Warriors. Smoove can only predictate the outcome based on what Smoove know about both schools teams and how they performated on the gridiron this fall. So here goes:
Hudson is good, rilly good. Smoove have not seent them this year, but Smoove know they gots big, powerful and strong guys up on the line, and the Xplorers like to play rilly foundationally functional football on defense. What Smoove means by that is they do not do like Smoove, they do not like to try gettin' all Smoove with the COncessionary stand ladies and puttin' theirselves out there for the possibility of gettin' some poundin' on. IN other verbalization, Smoove tryin' to say that Xplorers don't bring tha house and go with a lot of all-out blitzations to wreck the opponent. Smoove like to throw it all out there and try to get it on! On the offensive side, last time Smoove seent Hudson, they were going all Smoove Ex-girlfriend on the gridiron and bein' all spread 5-wide and throwin' the ball all over the lot like it have the crabs or somethin'. That would not be good to have the crabs, y'all, Smoove never beent through dat, but Smoove know some homeslices that have been havin' them gnarly little pube-biters and they all, down to the least attractive dude said they was not fun! THAT is a public awarenessation annoucement to all of y'all at no charge from Smoove, know who you be gettin' with, protectionate yoselves, and for Hallee-Glory, "DON'T GET THE CRABS!"
As for Walsh, Smoove only know a little about them as well, y'all. Smoove had dogone well made the post earlier in the season when Hoban had done-well taked Walsh out behind a woodshed and opened up a humongaloid oil-freighterized sized tanker of WHOOP- on the Warriors that Smoove saw them all sittin' on large execise balls of ice to soothate their raw and sore booties. However, y'all, Walsh bounced back like a good hot, young chickie will do after being dumped by their first love and came roaring back and fightin'; like good Warriors. They put it on the remainder of the teams they competedated against, just like Smoove likes to do, and here we at. Smoove think Walsh have a rilly good team and may even have more explosivenessation than Hudson have, and Smoove ain't alkin' the kind of explosivenessation because Walsh sometimes have that Taco truck in the parkin' lot. THAT is just disgustin' and is a potential health risk, y'all. Hope they had lots of TP, that all Smoove gonna speak to on that, y'all!
Smoove truthfullationally do not know how the Warriors and the Explorers gonna pan out, but Smoove kind alike the Warriors. But then again, Smoove like the Explorers too. So, When Smoove ned to make a tough, rigorous, complexated decision like this, Smoove always fall back on what Smoove know best.........YUP....Concessionation Stands and the Hottie Chickies servin' it up to Smoove. Fellas, and some of y'all ladies that show much appreciation for Smoove, y'all cannot go wrong with either concessionation stand. Smoove BIG fan of both. But there was one chickie that hold the most memorablitized time ever, yo! Smoove was havin' a rough go of things, having just had ro put Smoove bestest dog, Humper, down at the vet place. Sad, Smoove knows, so just put y'allz selfs in Smoove's place. Humper was the bestest at everything, rollin' over, shakin' hands (and not with the unemployed, y'all, THAT is just wrong, yo!), and lettin' Smoove know when the mailman comin' by, or even when Smoove's girl's ex-boyfriend would try comin' round......well, Smoove thought it was Smoove's chickie's ex-boyfriend. Smoove found out, that dude was dippin' his Proverbial "TOE" in the water that Smoove thought was only for Smoove. Whoah, Smoove got all distractionated, let Smoove get back on track, here, Warriors and Explorers football game predictionation:
Okay, so during this tough-go-of-it time, Smoove went to a Walsh game and the concessionation chickie made Smoove feel all fuzzy and good again. She smiled so fine that Smoove could almost not be in bad mood anymo', yo! She put a lot of Suar in Smoove's Dixie Cup, is what Smoove is tryin' to say. She had it all, and she made Smoove snap outta Smoove's humdrum attitude. Smoove asked this chickie to go and get a fish sandwich at Applebee's and she was down! What Smoove is sayin' y'all, be kind to all people, don't let your poo-poo day be the way your entire day gotta be. Bring smiles and peace and LOVE. That is what this chickie did for Smoove. IN other words, y'all, chickie treated Smoove really well the rest of that day, that night, the next mornin', too! What Smoove is sayin', is that this Chickie put the proverbial extra scoops of Coney Sauce on Smoove Coney DOG, if y'all get what Smoove is spittin'!
With that bein' verbalized so y'all can see whaere Smoove is comin' from in a round-aboutation way, Smoove always revertates back to the best way Smoove knows how to predictate a game: Concession Stands. While Smoove know that these games no longer at the Higher-Seeded Team place, Smoove just gots to go with Walsh in this one, y'all. Peace, Kindness and Smoove's sincerestest hopes that all of y'all, whether a Smoove follower or a Smoove hater, get to have all of y'allz chickies give y'all a little extra Coney Sauce on y'allz Coney DOG this weekend!!!
Good Luck to all teams this weekend. Smoove hope they all stay healthy!! Smoove gotta go get a Coney Dog now....Smoove out!
