How Much Puke Would You Clean In Exchange For A Car?

[OhioBobcatFan06]

Specifically, a ford focus. 2014 new off the lot.

 

[PantherVOR]

Your attempt to improve the quality of the GB? :shrug:

 

[TheBigGulp]

^Agreed. Dumb.

 

[Slide-by]

Specifically, a ford focus. 2014 new off the lot.

A Focus? I wouldn't get out of my chair for a Focus.

 

[OhioBobcatFan06]

Your attempt to improve the quality of the GB? :shrug:

Dumb threads are the key to the revival of the GB. I don't have the time to run this, but I will help where I can.

 

[said_aouita]

I'm cheap and think the Focus is a great economy car.

Sign me up. idgaf how much puke.

 

[Slide-by]

I'm cheap and think the Focus is a great economy car.

Sign me up. idgaf how much puke.

The same Focus you would get... filled with puke to the seats?

 

[Jhorgan]

For one of those Smart Cars, I would eat 10 gallons of puke!

 

[FanDad]

For one of those Smart Cars, I would eat 10 gallons of puke!

I nominate this post for the GB dumbest post of the week.

It's only Wednesday. Don't get your hopes up yet.

 

[cabezadecaballo]

The same Focus you would get... filled with puke to the seats?

I'm thinking a couple flatbed tows before and after a lousy clean-up with an industrial vac truck/water hose combo, and I'm up 8-10k. Someone will buy it to resell. Sign me up.

This is a dumb thread, btw. I feel like OBCDEF's slump-buster fatty for posting in here.....

 

[Slide-by]

:laugh: slump buster...

 

[said_aouita]

The same Focus you would get... filled with puke to the seats?

Am I allowed to get carpet and a couple new seats from some junk yard?

 

[said_aouita]

I'm thinking a couple flatbed tows before and after a lousy clean-up with an industrial vac truck/water hose combo, and I'm up 8-10k. Someone will buy it to resell. Sign me up.
....

That too.

 

[cabezadecaballo]

Am I allowed to get carpet and a couple new seats from some junk yard?

Short of hiring Mr Creosote, (or tbg's dream date gone wrong) where do they get the 247 gallons of puke to get up to slider's fill-line ?

 

[cabezadecaballo]

That too.

stuff like "once was puked in numerous times by a thirsty drunk chick" never shows up on a carfax

 

[thePITman]

Can I un-vote?

 

[Sirius Sam]

Specifically, a ford focus. 2014 new off the lot.

I think you are mixed up...a ford focus and puke are basically the same thing. I would puke if I had a focus. Ford focus = ipecac syrup.

 

[Slide-by]

Am I allowed to get carpet and a couple new seats from some junk yard?

It depends. Are we cleaning puke in July or December?

 

[FanDad]

I think you are mixed up...a ford focus and puke are basically the same thing. I would puke if I had a focus. Ford focus = ipecac syrup.

Just finished a peach yogurt from the back of the fridge. Date said Feb 3 2014. Seemed OK. I'll let you know if that =ipecac syrup, too.

 

[said_aouita]

It depends. Are we cleaning puke in July or December?

Great question. Cleaning in December would be a lot more work while in July the smell would be tenfold.

 

[Jhorgan]

Dude, you are STOO-PID! I would EAT 10 gallons of putrid, rotting-milk and chili puke! YESS-SIRREEE! Gimme that Smart car!

 

[Trevor Gta]

I would think the better question would be
"How much puke would you barf up if you had to drive a Prius?"

 

[Jhorgan]

I would rather drive a Smart Car.