Last night lying on my couch watching an Indiana Jones movie I had never seen, something about crystal skulls, when Shia Leboef gets tangled in a spider web and all these large black scorpions start falling on him. Indiana tells him not to worry as it's the small scorpions you have to be careful of. Out of the corner of my eye, I see some movement. Sure enough, it was a bark scorpion, the kind you have to worry about. Well that scorpion put up quite a fight, raising its stinger as I hit him with shoe about ten times before he gave up. I get up this morning and there's another one in my living room. Am I being infested?