BIGFOOT sightings in South Georgia.

[y2h]

Wrong, there’s no Bigfoot. They’re feral humans, likely descendants of Cherokee and backwoods settlers.

I’m not even kidding, look up the case of Dennis Martin getting kidnapped in 1969. Or the rumor a bunch of spec ops soldiers were secretly brought in to hunt down these feral humans in Appalachia.


It makes complete sense. People don’t realize how huge the Appalachia area is, if you want to hide away from civilization, you totally can. Eric Rudolph was on the lam nearly a decade out there and only got caught bc he went back into town.

 

[LCL]

I’m a believer and of the opinion that they live mainly in the vast natural underground tunnel network throughout the US and much of the rest of the world.

Isnt that where Godzilla lives?

 

[chs1971]

Isnt that where Godzilla lives?

Are you serious? What tunnel is big enough for Godzilla?

Them! live in tunnels.

 

[OldSoulon]

OK, so all of this fuss is unfounded.

They discovered what they thought was Big Foot down there over the weekend.

It was humanoid in appearance, waving a wad of cash, and saying "Do you know who I am????" over and over.

Turned out to be Fanny Willis.

 

[Steel Valley FB]

Isnt that where Godzilla lives?

Nah, it’s just where he bangs your mom. Then she rides the Bigfoot train.

 

[LCL]

Nah, it’s just where he bangs your mom. Then she rides the Bigfoot train.

Whoa you have some problems

 

[Thavoice]

Goonie googoo.

 

[cabezadecaballo]

Whoa you have some problems

Lol It’s just a mom joke. You will be OK. I am pretty sure that he’s kidding

 

[said_aouita]

Lol. Documented sightings.

 

[said_aouita]

Wrong, there’s no Bigfoot. They’re feral humans, likely descendants of Cherokee and backwoods settlers.

I’m not even kidding, look up the case of Dennis Martin getting kidnapped in 1969. Or the rumor a bunch of spec ops soldiers were secretly brought in to hunt down these feral humans in Appalachia.

Lol. Do feral humans ride in cars?

 

[Omar]

Lol. Do feral humans ride in cars?

Possibly.

 

[said_aouita]

Possibly.

I'm assuming only cars with Trump bumper stickers.

 

[Omar]

I'm assuming only cars with Trump bumper stickers.

Ok

 

[BlackHawk]

I'm assuming only cars with Trump bumper stickers.

TDS is real and is infesting an innocuous Bigfoot thread.

 

[cabezadecaballo]

Lol. Do feral humans ride in cars?

Hoodrats are a thing, so yes

 

[cabezadecaballo]

Ok

Did you ever consider how much more plentiful Trump bumper stickers might be if it wasn’t for the fact that so many Democrats are the kind of people that would vandalize your vehicle because it sports one ?

 

[WarriorDee]

Lol. Do feral humans ride in cars?

The answer is yes.

 

[cabezadecaballo]

Lol. Do feral humans ride in cars?

The Hendersons hit Hairy Harry while driving one