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With the preseason over and the regular season less than two weeks away, it’s time for AEW Champion’s first batch of 2022 POWER RANKINGS.
1. Bills — They might have cut their alleged rapist punter, but they’ll be doing plenty of raping of opponents on the field this season.
2. Ravens — They were decimated by injuries last year. With Lamar Jackson playing for big money, I expect a big bounce-back year from the Ravens.
3. Bengals — The biggest issue (O line) has somewhat been fixed. Can the team get lucky with injuries again?
4. Chargers — Dangerous team ready to take a big step forward.
5. Packers — Aaron Rodgers and their running game should keep rolling.
6. Rams — It’s tough to repeat. Still a little top heavy.
7. Chiefs — There’s no way they can be as good without Tyreek Hill keeping defenses honest.
8. Broncos — Hard to imagine Russell Wilson won’t galvanize this team to a playoff berth.
9. Bucs — I don’t like the vibes here. I think losing Bruce Arians is a big deal and I get the impression Tom Brady is only halfway invested. Seems like he wanted to retire or go to Miami. O line a question mark now.
10. 49ers — Is Trey Lance ready? The rest of the team should be fine.
11. Cardinals — Need to see consistency.
12. Cowboys — O line is a concern now. But I like Dak.
13. Browns — How far can the defense and run game carry them?
14. Miami — Make or break time for Tua.
15. Colts — I think they’ll take the division from the Titans this year, but …
16. Titans — … it’ll be close. Losing A.J. Brown really hurts.
17. Vikings — I might be underrating them. Just don’t believe in Kirk Cousins ultimately. But I expect a pep in their step after moving on from Mike Zimmer.
18. Steelers — QB play should be improved. Bad O line keeps them from being ranked higher.
19. Eagles — Jalen Hurts is in the same place as Tua.
20. Raiders — Splashy moves in the offseason, but this team overachieved last year with a pretty bad roster overall.
21. Saints — Let’s see how they do without Sean Payton. Could be a sleeper division winner if things go poorly in Tampa.
22. Patriots — Underwhelming roster, mediocre QB, probably will win more games than they should.
23. Panthers — Baker will probably have a good year.
24. Commanders — Could be a sleeper team.
25. Jaguars — I expect a much more competitive outfit this season.
And now the dregs of the league …
26. Lions — They’ll play hard, but they’re still a ways away and have a limited QB.
27. Giants — Likely the end of the line for Daniel Jones as the franchise tries to dig out from the Dave Gettleman era.
28. Bears — Threadbare roster surrounding Fields.
29. Falcons — They’ll be fiestier than people think. But the roster sucks.
30. Jets — I don’t believe in Zack Wilson.
31. Texans — Lovie Smith, eh?
32. Seahawks — Geno Smith should not be a starting QB. With potential malcontents like Jamal Adams and DK Metcalf, this could get ugly when this team inevitably loses a ton. Feels like the end of the line for Pete Carroll leading up to a sale of the team.
It’s true, it’s true. Trust me …
1. Bills — They might have cut their alleged rapist punter, but they’ll be doing plenty of raping of opponents on the field this season.
2. Ravens — They were decimated by injuries last year. With Lamar Jackson playing for big money, I expect a big bounce-back year from the Ravens.
3. Bengals — The biggest issue (O line) has somewhat been fixed. Can the team get lucky with injuries again?
4. Chargers — Dangerous team ready to take a big step forward.
5. Packers — Aaron Rodgers and their running game should keep rolling.
6. Rams — It’s tough to repeat. Still a little top heavy.
7. Chiefs — There’s no way they can be as good without Tyreek Hill keeping defenses honest.
8. Broncos — Hard to imagine Russell Wilson won’t galvanize this team to a playoff berth.
9. Bucs — I don’t like the vibes here. I think losing Bruce Arians is a big deal and I get the impression Tom Brady is only halfway invested. Seems like he wanted to retire or go to Miami. O line a question mark now.
10. 49ers — Is Trey Lance ready? The rest of the team should be fine.
11. Cardinals — Need to see consistency.
12. Cowboys — O line is a concern now. But I like Dak.
13. Browns — How far can the defense and run game carry them?
14. Miami — Make or break time for Tua.
15. Colts — I think they’ll take the division from the Titans this year, but …
16. Titans — … it’ll be close. Losing A.J. Brown really hurts.
17. Vikings — I might be underrating them. Just don’t believe in Kirk Cousins ultimately. But I expect a pep in their step after moving on from Mike Zimmer.
18. Steelers — QB play should be improved. Bad O line keeps them from being ranked higher.
19. Eagles — Jalen Hurts is in the same place as Tua.
20. Raiders — Splashy moves in the offseason, but this team overachieved last year with a pretty bad roster overall.
21. Saints — Let’s see how they do without Sean Payton. Could be a sleeper division winner if things go poorly in Tampa.
22. Patriots — Underwhelming roster, mediocre QB, probably will win more games than they should.
23. Panthers — Baker will probably have a good year.
24. Commanders — Could be a sleeper team.
25. Jaguars — I expect a much more competitive outfit this season.
And now the dregs of the league …
26. Lions — They’ll play hard, but they’re still a ways away and have a limited QB.
27. Giants — Likely the end of the line for Daniel Jones as the franchise tries to dig out from the Dave Gettleman era.
28. Bears — Threadbare roster surrounding Fields.
29. Falcons — They’ll be fiestier than people think. But the roster sucks.
30. Jets — I don’t believe in Zack Wilson.
31. Texans — Lovie Smith, eh?
32. Seahawks — Geno Smith should not be a starting QB. With potential malcontents like Jamal Adams and DK Metcalf, this could get ugly when this team inevitably loses a ton. Feels like the end of the line for Pete Carroll leading up to a sale of the team.
It’s true, it’s true. Trust me …