Joe Eitel

[smash mouth 34]

When’s the release party?

 

[Maple_City_Fan]

not on 7-12-2022.

in due time

 

[Grim]

He just wanted to be the starter of this inevitable annual thread, of which the answer to the question doesn't exist, until it does.

 

[hdvhsmgr]

If everything goes as planned, look for the site to be updated this weekend!

 

[fleadog101]

If everything goes as planned, look for the site to be updated this weekend!

He is like the Claw in the Toy Story movie he brings good things and surprises lol.

 

[Grim]

And if this thread goes as planned (like years past) the next phase, as we wait, will be one-liners like: he is so awesomesauce, his mother has a tattoo on her arm that says Joe.

 

[EagleFan]

Joe Eitel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

 

[Grim]

Here we go....

 

[Sykotyk]

Joe can cook minute rice in 59 seconds.

 

[Wildcat97]

Joe doesn't need a 5 hour energy drink to have energy to stay awake 5 straight weeks

 

[smash mouth 34]

Joe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[SBClives]

Joe can drive a car without using his hands.

 

[YTOWN]

Joe Eitel can divide by zero.

 

[tig62]

Joe Eitel may know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

 

[ER8868]

When Joe does a push-up he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

 

[Benchboss1]

Joe Eitel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

What if he is playing against Chuck Norris???

 

[Jimurphey1]

Joe can count how many licks it takes to get to a center of a lollipop

 

[reganaustinjames]

Joe Eitel has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[TroyTrojan05]

COVID had Joe

 

[dhsdog06]

What if he is playing against Chuck Norris???

Then he wins in 3.5.

 

[330Football]

Santa clause leaves cookies for Joe on Christmas morning

 

[dnis30]

Joe Eitel makes Chuck Norris look like Don Knots.

 

[Pickeringtonsports]

Chuck Norris wears Joe Eital Underoos.

 

[ghsknightsfan]

the weights lift Joe at the gym.

 

[Hazardous Whippet]

They made a Joe Eitel cloth diaper once but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

 

[SBClives]

The internet made a website called Joeeitel.com

 

[PantherSkin]

Joe Eitel fathered half the boys playing high school football this year.

 

[WOACFan]

Joe Eitel was once bitten by a rattlesnake and after 3 days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died

 

[PeterDragon]

Joe Eitel. The men want to be him, the woman come to see him.

 

[nupanther]

Joe Eitel can watch 60 minutes in a half hour