Smoove needs TIRES....1984 Ford e-150 Conversionary Van.... Smoove gots new rims, tires bald as all get up, get back, get down & Get AROUND!

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Smoove Mooves

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Smoove need some recommendationations on what type of tires to steal, errr, purchase for Smoove's 1987 Ford Econoline Conversionary van. Smoove bought it 2 years ago, rehabitulated the brakes in front and back, new lines and new water pump, gotted a new exhaustation system put in, dropped the gas tank and replaced it with a new one, and while Smoove do most of Smoove's body work on Concessionary Chickies, Smoove gots to give hisself MAD PROPPATIONS for the body work done on this Conversionary van!!! Smoove don't do the paintin' but it gonna be sweet as all get up when Smoove get his Coventry Blue and Gold put on this bad-A.....Smoove must digress, Smoove gettin' kinda exciteded thinkin' bout this, and when Smoove get exciteded, WHEW!!!!! There gonna be explosivenessation all over the place!!
So, anyone gots any recommendationations for tires? Don't wanna go all Master-Garage-type massive wheels, but Smoove needs somethingf quality-like that can get Smoove around town through the winter, someplace where Smoove can party with Smoove's peeps, and when the time is right....Wait, That sound like a Cialis commercial.....NO!! It ain't like 'dat, y'all, Ummm, Smoove ain't gots THAT prollem, just weird that Smoove was almost goin' into a trance describin' things that Smoove do in his van, and ......neverthemind, y'all. Smoove just need some good quality tires. Need 225 70 R15s. Smoove would like to have some with the raisiated white lettering on them to go nice with Smoove's new shiney Chrome rims. Any helpification y'all can providify, Smoove would love it. Smoove out!
 
 
Smoove Mooves said:
Smoove need some recommendationations on what type of tires to steal, errr, purchase for Smoove's 1987 Ford Econoline Conversionary van. Smoove bought it 2 years ago, rehabitulated the brakes in front and back, new lines and new water pump, gotted a new exhaustation system put in, dropped the gas tank and replaced it with a new one, and while Smoove do most of Smoove's body work on Concessionary Chickies, Smoove gots to give hisself MAD PROPPATIONS for the body work done on this Conversionary van!!! Smoove don't do the paintin' but it gonna be sweet as all get up when Smoove get his Coventry Blue and Gold put on this bad-A.....Smoove must digress, Smoove gettin' kinda exciteded thinkin' bout this, and when Smoove get exciteded, WHEW!!!!! There gonna be explosivenessation all over the place!!
So, anyone gots any recommendationations for tires? Don't wanna go all Master-Garage-type massive wheels, but Smoove needs somethingf quality-like that can get Smoove around town through the winter, someplace where Smoove can party with Smoove's peeps, and when the time is right....Wait, That sound like a Cialis commercial.....NO!! It ain't like 'dat, y'all, Ummm, Smoove ain't gots THAT prollem, just weird that Smoove was almost goin' into a trance describin' things that Smoove do in his van, and ......neverthemind, y'all. Smoove just need some good quality tires. Need 225 70 R15s. Smoove would like to have some with the raisiated white lettering on them to go nice with Smoove's new shiney Chrome rims. Any helpification y'all can providify, Smoove would love it. Smoove out!
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Spinners?

225/70R15s from Tire Rack

 
The bare metal look seems mighty stylish, plus bite into snow and ice for better traction.

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triangleman,
YES, my bruthah! Preach on it! Smoove appreciates all the appreciation and recommendationals. Smoove lookin' for the tires like picture 2 be showin'.

Zunardo-
Dude, Smoove like those rims, but SMoove would need a ladder to get in, or at least someone to "Goose": Smoove to make Smoove jump high enough to get in that monster ride!

Spinners are not for Smoove. Smoove have had a bad experiencation with spinners back in highschool, yo! Smoove came upon a fine chickie back in the day, she was finer than a Uniball Super-Micro-pointed .03 Pen. Legs that made Smoove want to GROOoove! Hair that was black as the tires in picture #2, and her booty-liciousness reminded Smoove of Eva Mendez....WHOAH!!!! Bamma-lamma-SHammma-Daalanga!! Smoove digresses. See what y'all do to Smoove??!!! You get Smoove all off on a tangentational line and Smoove have a rilly hard time to keep things, what the peeps say nowadays, "On-TASK". Shoot, Smoove ban keep Smoove's mind ON TASK when a chickie pay some attentionation to Smoove, which is pretty much all the time because Smoove gets the chickies, and Smoove have that ability to make the chickies all warm and fuzzyand like they the most important and only chickie in the world that Smoove want to get with. It true, y'all. ANyway, Smoove rilly want toshow mad Proppations to triangleman and Zunardo for steppin' up and givin' Smoove the exact idea Smoove want for Smoove' VOL.....Van of Love.:sneaky:;):p
 
clarkgriswold said:
Make sure whatever you get will support the weight of the waterbed in the back.
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Smoove dont like waterbeds....Smoove almost drowndenated when Smoove was 15 gettin' Smoove's Groove on with the neighboorhood chickie tramp. She forgotted she had a comb in her pocket, and wehn Smoove tore into those skin-tight Jordache, POKE!!! SQUISH!! (Now Smoove is used to the Squish part, but not this much wetness....), and Smoove couldn't get out of the frame....y'all, it was nearly life and death for Smoove and y'all wouldnt have all these enlightenin' and intellectualized posts from Smoove to be keepin' y'all positive and kind to all otherz.
 
Smoove Mooves said:
ANyway, Smoove rilly want toshow mad Proppations to triangleman and Zunardo for steppin' up and givin' Smoove the exact idea Smoove want for Smoove' VOL.....Van of Love.:sneaky:;):p
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Zunardo sez:

It all according to how your boogaloo situation stands, y' understand. Chicks dig the gorilla on the mic because he speaks fluently the lingo of the pompatus of love.

As long as they got the curves, baby, I got the angles!
 
Zunardo said:
Zunardo sez:

It all according to how your boogaloo situation stands, y' understand. Chicks dig the gorilla on the mic because he speaks fluently the lingo of the pompatus of love.

As long as they got the curves, baby, I got the angles!
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Awwww, Yeah!!! Smoove like Zunardo!! The boogaloo........ that sound a little too freak-a-liciousness for Smoove... Smoove have heard of the Rougaroo at Cedar Point, but Smoove afraid of the Bungaloo....No Thank you!!
 
Smoove have gotted his new wheels and the treads are FREEZE-DREID, y'all!!! That mean they are beyond COLD, they FREEZE-DRIED! Soon as Smoove get the VOL cleanded up, Smoove get a picture up in here of Smoove's ride and it just so happenates that lots of sweet, sweet lovination go on inside that box! Appreciation to triangle and Zunardo.....Smoove gots it ridin' on point and ready for the winter!!!
 
Smoove Mooves said:
Smoove have gotted his new wheels and the treads are FREEZE-DREID, y'all!!! That mean they are beyond COLD, they FREEZE-DRIED! Soon as Smoove get the VOL cleanded up, Smoove get a picture up in here of Smoove's ride and it just so happenates that lots of sweet, sweet lovination go on inside that box! Appreciation to triangle and Zunardo.....Smoove gots it ridin' on point and ready for the winter!!!
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Congrats! Freeze-dried, you say? Sounds like you Sanka some serious benjamins into those new kicks.
 
I'm a little late perhaps, and perhaps not exactly what your looking for, but Goodyear purchased Cooper Tires fairly recently. Cooper makes a tire that is considered an extra weight tire (44 psi recomended) that works well for half ton Van's and still has a great road ride. It's the discoverer series and you can get it in the AT3 tread which is more aggressive and less road friendly, or in a great road smooth tread (SRX) which seems appropriate here. These tires come with the white lettering on one side, or solid black wall on the other.

You can go up to an 8 or 10 ply tire inflated to 80 psi, but the ride just got notably stiffer, and price went up 30%. A good set of Cooper Discoverer tires should require you to bag about $950 for the set.

I just replaced two sets of tires last week. One set was 23 years old and came off of a jeep wrangler that sees less than a thousand miles per year, the other was off of a pickup that had 2019 manufactured date on Goodyear Wrangler HT tires with less than 20k miles on them but were breaking apart in the tire grooves. So just remember, tires today will probably rot apart before they wear out. Makes spending on top quality tires a more risky proposition than years past.
 
D4fan said:
I'm a little late perhaps, and perhaps not exactly what your looking for, but Goodyear purchased Cooper Tires fairly recently. Cooper makes a tire that is considered an extra weight tire (44 psi recomended) that works well for half ton Van's and still has a great road ride. It's the discoverer series and you can get it in the AT3 tread which is more aggressive and less road friendly, or in a great road smooth tread (SRX) which seems appropriate here. These tires come with the white lettering on one side, or solid black wall on the other.

You can go up to an 8 or 10 ply tire inflated to 80 psi, but the ride just got notably stiffer, and price went up 30%. A good set of Cooper Discoverer tires should require you to bag about $950 for the set.

I just replaced two sets of tires last week. One set was 23 years old and came off of a jeep wrangler that sees less than a thousand miles per year, the other was off of a pickup that had 2019 manufactured date on Goodyear Wrangler HT tires with less than 20k miles on them but were breaking apart in the tire grooves. So just remember, tires today will probably rot apart before they wear out. Makes spending on top quality tires a more risky proposition than years past.
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You were probably pushing your luck on those 23 year old tires! I just replaced mine after 9 1/2 years, with some tread left, but I was getting concerned about the age more than anything.
 
D4fan said:
I'm a little late perhaps, and perhaps not exactly what your looking for, but Goodyear purchased Cooper Tires fairly recently. Cooper makes a tire that is considered an extra weight tire (44 psi recomended) that works well for half ton Van's and still has a great road ride. It's the discoverer series and you can get it in the AT3 tread which is more aggressive and less road friendly, or in a great road smooth tread (SRX) which seems appropriate here. These tires come with the white lettering on one side, or solid black wall on the other.

You can go up to an 8 or 10 ply tire inflated to 80 psi, but the ride just got notably stiffer, and price went up 30%. A good set of Cooper Discoverer tires should require you to bag about $950 for the set.

I just replaced two sets of tires last week. One set was 23 years old and came off of a jeep wrangler that sees less than a thousand miles per year, the other was off of a pickup that had 2019 manufactured date on Goodyear Wrangler HT tires with less than 20k miles on them but were breaking apart in the tire grooves. So just remember, tires today will probably rot apart before they wear out. Makes spending on top quality tires a more risky proposition than years past.
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D4fan,
Smoove appreciates your appreciation and advisory commentation. You make perfectlitized sense to Smoove. Smoove gotted the new treads on the rims and spentated much of Sunday polishin' up the VOL for the winter tour. This site have many good good people, and Smoove have gotted to know many of y'all from a distancation and appreciation flow through Smoove greatly as Smoove type this. Smoove really like the smoover ridin' tires cuz the LOV don't do much off-roadin' unlessify the chickies like to distractify Smoove with some sweet, sweet lovin' while Smoove is drivin'. THAT happen alot, y'all, they some crazy-freaky concessionary chickies out up in here!! WORD!! Smoove like the descriptionation of those 8-10 ply tires, but Smoove don't need no help in gettin' Smoove's chickies ride stiffer, Smoove do JUST FINE in that regardification, y'all! Well, Smoove don't hear no complaintinations and ain't never been letted down!!!
Smoove spented just under $1k for the tires Smoove gotted, so Smoove will be good to go over the river and through the woods to Concessionary Chickie's house Smoove goes!!!! Happy Happy to y'all, enjoy this time of the year with all of the pees that y'all enjoy bein' with.
Smoove appreciate all y'all. Smoove out!
 
Smoove want to show all y'all what Smoove's VOL gonnas look a lot like when it completicated. Very much like this, but my rims is much more crackaliciously-dope! Preach lovin' and poundin', y'all! Keep the nose to the grinder-stone and all y'all noses clean, too!! Lots of Xtra head room for Concessionary chickies to enjoy the ride on the Smoove Moove Express!!!

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Smoove Mooves said:
triangleman,
YES, my bruthah! Preach on it! Smoove appreciates all the appreciation and recommendationals. Smoove lookin' for the tires like picture 2 be showin'.

Zunardo-
Dude, Smoove like those rims, but SMoove would need a ladder to get in, or at least someone to "Goose": Smoove to make Smoove jump high enough to get in that monster ride!

Spinners are not for Smoove. Smoove have had a bad experiencation with spinners back in highschool, yo! Smoove came upon a fine chickie back in the day, she was finer than a Uniball Super-Micro-pointed .03 Pen. Legs that made Smoove want to GROOoove! Hair that was black as the tires in picture #2, and her booty-liciousness reminded Smoove of Eva Mendez....WHOAH!!!! Bamma-lamma-SHammma-Daalanga!! Smoove digresses. See what y'all do to Smoove??!!! You get Smoove all off on a tangentational line and Smoove have a rilly hard time to keep things, what the peeps say nowadays, "On-TASK". Shoot, Smoove ban keep Smoove's mind ON TASK when a chickie pay some attentionation to Smoove, which is pretty much all the time because Smoove gets the chickies, and Smoove have that ability to make the chickies all warm and fuzzyand like they the most important and only chickie in the world that Smoove want to get with. It true, y'all. ANyway, Smoove rilly want toshow mad Proppations to triangleman and Zunardo for steppin' up and givin' Smoove the exact idea Smoove want for Smoove' VOL.....Van of Love.:sneaky:;):p
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Had a one ton with a 460, just not as fancy and high-falutin’ as yours, Smoove. Tinted windows though, so also a love machine. 8 mpg, whether empty or pulling a 24 foot Sea Ray lol
 
cabezadecaballo said:
Had a one ton with a 460, just not as fancy and high-falutin’ as yours, Smoove. Tinted windows though, so also a love machine. 8 mpg, whether empty or pulling a 24 foot Sea Ray lol
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CABEZADECABALLO-- Smoove definitely appeciates your appreciation. Yo, you gots a Sea Ray...Dude, THAT is one place where Smoove ain't never showed his true appreciationation for a chickie...on a boat. Now THAT is what Smoove need to accomplishate.....and SOON! Well, it ain't gonna happen anytime rill up in here with this cold, but soon as in when the tides turn much more favorable for Smoove to be puttin' his "messages" of love and kindness back out there to those Concessionation Chickies! By the way, do you still possess that SeaRay?! Smoove would be more than indebtified and would show much gratuitivations toward yourself should you find it within the glorious graciousness, forebearanceness and benevolencificationness to perhaps, possibly allow Smoove to take that bad boy for a float sometime........ ? Smoove promisates to take every possiblity of precautionation within Smoove's capacitation, juristictionation and self-management tro make sure you gets that fine machine back in the same conditionation you left in the ever-trustin' hands of Smoove. Ain't no lyin', ain't no way round it, Cabe, Smoove rilly wanna use that to go scuba divin' on the Portage Lakes, yo! Fo' Rill! Smoove been wantin' to get all fixated with the skin-tight scuba skin, wearin' those big ol' tanks on Smoove's back, throein' that regulationator on and go Scuba Divin'. Yo, Can we make that fantasizical image in Smoove's brilliant mind become somethin' that will actually live in Smoove's existence? Smoove won't beg, but Smoove will grovellate a little if need be.
Oh, and if Smoove may pontificate, Smoove would possibly need some of those little floaty-thingies on board.....Smoove don't swim so good.... welll, not to stretchate the truth, Smoove don't swim at all. Smoove cannot provide any deceptionation on this here board that SMoove have helped to make so remarkable and informative and bring the entertainmentation to all new LEVELS, y'all! Smoove cannot spread falshoods, fabricationate untruths, purjurate Smoove's self, distortate the rill reason for Smoove's craving for the Sea Ray.....Smoove won't do it. Smoove been a straight up baller and shooter and nothin' gonna contradictionate that now.
Smoove really want to get Mooves on with some concessionary chickie on the Sea Ray. Y'all made Smoove say it! Smoove will promisate toi clean up any fun stuff that may be accidentally distributated around on-board, that sometimes happenates when Smoove be gettin' the Mooves on. Well, Smoove have taken a lot of time up on this, and Smoove just rilly have a passionate and enthisiaticalized eagerness for boatin'......Motor-Boatin', y'all!!!!! Smoove out!
 
Smoove Mooves said:
CABEZADECABALLO-- Smoove definitely appeciates your appreciation. Yo, you gots a Sea Ray...Dude, THAT is one place where Smoove ain't never showed his true appreciationation for a chickie...on a boat. Now THAT is what Smoove need to accomplishate.....and SOON! Well, it ain't gonna happen anytime rill up in here with this cold, but soon as in when the tides turn much more favorable for Smoove to be puttin' his "messages" of love and kindness back out there to those Concessionation Chickies! By the way, do you still possess that SeaRay?! Smoove would be more than indebtified and would show much gratuitivations toward yourself should you find it within the glorious graciousness, forebearanceness and benevolencificationness to perhaps, possibly allow Smoove to take that bad boy for a float sometime........ ? Smoove promisates to take every possiblity of precautionation within Smoove's capacitation, juristictionation and self-management tro make sure you gets that fine machine back in the same conditionation you left in the ever-trustin' hands of Smoove. Ain't no lyin', ain't no way round it, Cabe, Smoove rilly wanna use that to go scuba divin' on the Portage Lakes, yo! Fo' Rill! Smoove been wantin' to get all fixated with the skin-tight scuba skin, wearin' those big ol' tanks on Smoove's back, throein' that regulationator on and go Scuba Divin'. Yo, Can we make that fantasizical image in Smoove's brilliant mind become somethin' that will actually live in Smoove's existence? Smoove won't beg, but Smoove will grovellate a little if need be.
Oh, and if Smoove may pontificate, Smoove would possibly need some of those little floaty-thingies on board.....Smoove don't swim so good.... welll, not to stretchate the truth, Smoove don't swim at all. Smoove cannot provide any deceptionation on this here board that SMoove have helped to make so remarkable and informative and bring the entertainmentation to all new LEVELS, y'all! Smoove cannot spread falshoods, fabricationate untruths, purjurate Smoove's self, distortate the rill reason for Smoove's craving for the Sea Ray.....Smoove won't do it. Smoove been a straight up baller and shooter and nothin' gonna contradictionate that now.
Smoove really want to get Mooves on with some concessionary chickie on the Sea Ray. Y'all made Smoove say it! Smoove will promisate toi clean up any fun stuff that may be accidentally distributated around on-board, that sometimes happenates when Smoove be gettin' the Mooves on. Well, Smoove have taken a lot of time up on this, and Smoove just rilly have a passionate and enthisiaticalized eagerness for boatin'......Motor-Boatin', y'all!!!!! Smoove out!
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I do not, Smoove. I am down to a rowboat, a canoe, and I can borrow my youngest kid’s kayak.

You could try the canoe for sex, but it is like like drinking Busch Light for me. F___ing too close to water.
 
cabezadecaballo said:
I do not, Smoove. I am down to a rowboat, a canoe, and I can borrow my youngest kid’s kayak.

You could try the canoe for sex, but it is like like drinking Busch Light for me. F___ing too close to water.
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Cabe---
How big that rowin' boat is?? Smoove not too big as far as fittin' inside the rowin' boat...........
Just a little alertification and givin' a little heads-upitty, one may not want to use the s_x word up in here. Sometimes the mods will come down hard like the Feds and lock you down for a minute. Use Mooves in the stead, my brotha!! Let me know bout that rowin' boat, too!! Smoove ain't a prolifferific Smoove, just wantin' a little touch in a different environmentation, if you see what Smoove be sayin'?!
Smoove out!
 
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Smoove maybe stay put in da van during snow season and chill with some good weed and Mad Dog; don't need no tires and stay outta da ditch.
 
Qcity said:
Smoove maybe stay put in da van during snow season and chill with some good weed and Mad Dog; don't need no tires and stay outta da ditch.
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Q---
Smoove appreciates your recommendationation very much, and Smoove think it is prolly the bestest thing to do during the cold weather. But let Smoove warn all y'all, come when warm weather come up in here in July, Smoove gonna be out on the water, wearin' Smoove's floaty-thing-a-majig so Smoove don't done well drowninate. Smoove gonna make sure this happen, yo! Then, as long as Cabe come through for Smoove with the rowin' boat, Smoove gonna be Row, Row, Rowin' that Boat, Gently in the Lake, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Smoove gonna get to poundin' Tha Cake!

Awww, yeah, Y'all!! Smoove out!
 
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Just wanna update all y'all on the progressation of Smoove's VOL.....it is supposedified to be done the week after Christmas, y'all! Haallleee-Gloree!
Smoove might just creatify a tour around several of the towns to show off the VOL to all y'all and meet some of y'uns! What y'all thinkify of that happenin'? Smoove out!
 
Smoove wanted to give an update on the VOL, 'cuz Smoove know y'all care and love the VOL.
Well, Smoove back in the saddle and have some not so gloriousness news abotu the VOL......IT hurts Smoove's everlovin' poundin' heart to say this, well, type this, but the VOL kinda blew up a little bit on Tuesday evenin', yall.
Smoove had it runnin' like a top, all shined up and polished, lookin' as fine as Halle Berry ever done well did. Went cruisin' it down Strausser near the township of Canal Fulton, and BAM, CRACK, CRANK, CALLABORAMMABAMMA!!!! Smoove lost power and some serious smoke start plumin' out from under the hood. Smoove let off the gas pedal, looked at Smoove's self in the mirror, said to Smoove's self, "WHAT THE H-E-double-toothpicks was THAT?!" Smoove had thought maybe Smoove hit a Smoke Monster that may have crawled up from the roadside ditch......NOPE! Didn't see no Smoke Monster dead on the road.
Yep, Y'all guessifed it, Smoove blew a head gasket and gonna cost smoove some serious jakc to fixate this dirty mothuh! Smoove was toldified that it would cost somewhere's between $2,800 and $3,500 to fix it. WHAT!?!?! Smoove had to push his eye ballz back inside his face. After vomitting, deficating all in Smoove's drawers, Smoove cried. Yep, Smoove don't cry, y'all, but Smoove cryified like a 4-year old when told they can't feed off a momma's breasticulars anymore. Well, Smoove maybe cried harder than that, but the rivers were openated and Smoove was nearly inconsolable. But ALAS, Mr. Mechanical Meistro said that he coudl offer Smoove a paymentation plan, and Smoove gotted all perkilicious and Smoove eyes dried up quicker than a puddle usin' a Shamwow, y'all. PAyments as low as $150 / month for 30 years!!! Nah, Smoove kiddin' y'all, there. Smoove got a goot deal and Smoove now gonna get the VOL fixified and it will be ready to be back out and about in about 3 weeks. Now, Smoove gonna be payin' on those fixes for about 18 months, but that is all goot! WORD!!!
Be on the look out in about a month for Smoove and the VOL to be in a town near Y'all!
Smoove out!
 
Nothin' new to reportate on the VOL as of now, y'all. Smoove gots the VOL back, it runnin' better than Kaitlyn Jenner ever did in the Olympications, but just keepin' it under wrapifications until the weather breakifies! Then, BAM! Smoove gonna be out hittin' it!
 
Ok, Y'all. Smoove have some rilly bad news to reportify on the VOL. Smoov had stored this bad- vehicle ata homey's storage lot, inside a covered storage place to keep the elementations off of it. Well, some scum-bag who ain't got nothin' better to do with his/her/they self, ripped off Smoove's catalytic converterator. Smoove mean, "Come on, Man", to steal a line from our brainless POTUS, ain't y'all got nothin' else to do than run the streets and cut converterators off hard-workin', God-fearin', Concession Chickie-Lovin' Smoove's VOL? :mad:
Smoove be seethin' over this latest set back in gettin' the VOL back out on the streets. After new tires, new paint, newly re-upholsterated seats and rear "workbench" where Smoove does Smoove's deeds with the Concessionary Chickies so there won't be any stainifications and no evidence of any genetic material. Yup, it is a brand new material that is kinda self-cleaninifyin' and self-sanitizin' and all you gots to do is add water to the material. It kills germs, kills male spermicillia, killifies the wetness that Smoove creates from the chickies, kills any kinds of nasty bugs, and it even dries clear and clean and no residualized remnants after use. Amazing, Smoove says. And it workifies like a Whirlpool washer, y'all, Smoove tried it out with a couple of the New Philadelphia Concessionary chickies in February on one of Smoove's little trystifications during basketball season. Yup, truly a scientifical breakthrough. Now, back to Smoove's biggest rant, the lack of ethical ethics by today's kids. Why you wanna be messin' wit' Smoove? All Smoove do is supportify the kids today by patronizin' the concessionary stands with much cash-money so Smoove can eat some great food, get to smashin' with the chickies that work in them, and buy lots of 50/50 tix to have a chance to get a little more hootch cash. Smoove means, in the words of Michael Jackson, why you "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" with Smoove? Smoove don't never mean no harm to no one, well, there is this couple times when a few of the concessionary chickies axed Smoove to hurt them when Smoove was Groovin' wit' them. It true, y'all, like our numb-brainer POTUS say all the time, "No joke!", they axed Smoove to smack their rump, pinch them, not punch them, but hurt them. Smoove really likified that!! Anyway, Smoove wanted to make sure that Smoove kept y'all apprized of what be goin' on wit' Smooves VOL, 'cuz Smoove know y'all care. Smoove now gotta go sell Smoove's platelets, blood (then cash in those Amazon gift cards for less than face value) andmaybe even Smoove's genetic material to get the cash-money to pay for a new catalytic converterator. Hecks, if Smoove was better at rememberifyin' ALL of Smoove's trysts, Smoove would just go and have those chickies take their sheets, the back of their shirts, dresses, or overalls to the spermical bank for Smoove 'cuz there is lots of it all over them. Shoot, prolly could even check the walls, ceilings and mirrors in they habitational dwellings.....Smoove'z SEED be all over tha place, y'all! Smoove Out!
 
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