I'll bite.
For Sycamore...
I'd say it's probably the smartest overall team. The average GPA of the team is always one of the top among sports teams at Sycamore. The entire senior class intends to go to college, and the average ACT score among the eight is a 29 (21 is the national average).
Most Sycamore kids volunteer somewhere, which is pretty cool.
The Sycamore team is not good at football. Not at all.
Jeff Wolkoff, junior, will probably be recruited for lacrosse.