Funny bowling story

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12345678910

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I read this funny true bowling story in a magazine a couple days ago, get this.

A group of about 5 people, 2 girls, 3 guys, go bowling on an ordinary friday night. Both of the girls decide not to drink but all of the guys get apparently really drunk. When they get to the bowling alley they pay but are etremely rude according to the people who worked there. They play a couple of ordinary games but on their third game they started to goof off alot and cause a riot. Each of the guys did something extremely stupid.
The first guy lined up three bowling bowls at once...the men were warned. The second guy walked across the lane and kicked over the pins, after that the bowling alley workers asked them to leave but they refused. The third guy rolled into a ball and hit the pins. The alley eventually called the cops and they were arested for disorderly conduct and a few other charges.

I laughed until i cried when i read this because of how stupid people can be.
 
 
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12345678910 said:
I read this funny true bowling story in a magazine a couple days ago, get this.

A group of about 5 people, 2 girls, 3 guys, go bowling on an ordinary friday night. Both of the girls decide not to drink but all of the guys get apparently really drunk. When they get to the bowling alley they pay but are etremely rude according to the people who worked there. They play a couple of ordinary games but on their third game they started to goof off alot and cause a riot. Each of the guys did something extremely stupid.
The first guy lined up three bowling bowls at once...the men were warned. The second guy walked across the lane and kicked over the pins, after that the bowling alley workers asked them to leave but they refused. The third guy rolled into a ball and hit the pins. The alley eventually called the cops and they were arested for disorderly conduct and a few other charges.

I laughed until i cried when i read this because of how stupid people can be.
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I used to be a bowling lane mechanic. It could not have happened as the story relates. As soon as something hits the pins, the machine starts to operate and sweeps the pins and anything else into the pit area of the machine and anyone in the machine area would be seriousley hurt.
This is just a made up story and should not be passed on as it is absolutely not true.
 
Here's a funny story.

I bowled in a league. When I was done for the night, someone read my score and decided to have it announced over the speaker.

"We would like to congratulate (not telling my name) on his 299" crowd cheers ... gets quite "SERIES!!!!" crowd laughs ... I get quite.

25 years later ... I laugh ... I didn't that day.
 
me1 said:
Here's a funny story.

I bowled in a league. When I was done for the night, someone read my score and decided to have it announced over the speaker.

"We would like to congratulate (not telling my name) on his 299" crowd cheers ... gets quite "SERIES!!!!" crowd laughs ... I get quite.

25 years later ... I laugh ... I didn't that day.
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Are you trying spell quiet or quite?

Anyways I can't relate to this story, I don't understand.
 
I have yet another funny bowling story. I was at the Cross Gate Lanes in Blue Ash, Me and my buddies where having some good ole fun reminiscing on how we used to be on the 1879 World Bowling Championship team for paraplegics. I was going for my 3rd straight strike when a group of blind guys came in and started talking about how they were the 1830 Indian Bowling Championship for the Blind. So we decided to have a match and for giggles we used bumpers because they could tell the difference! They ended up still beating us! So when it came time to pay our losses we gave them a $1 instead of a $20 because they couldn't tell the difference yet again!! lol
 
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