Good a place as any to share - my son is playing baseball and last weekend was our community's opening day parade, with Phil Castellini as the guest of honor. Parade ends in one of the parks where there's food trucks, a band, team introductions, first pitch, etc. They give the mic to Phil and he couldn't be any more of an uninspiring dork. Instead of what could have been a template address, ("Great to see so many kids coming out for baseball in [insert community name]..."), the guy held the mic at the bottom of his chest so you could hardly hear him, spent five minutes slob knobbing the Reds, barely said a word about youth baseball or our town, ended with "God bless America, and go Reds!" Exited to golf claps at best.