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Old 12-16-07, 05:18 AM
Mr. Angry Mr. Angry is offline
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Angry Gym teacher used to give me attitude cause i was jacked

So im driving down the street today and i see my old gym teacher walking past, he musta gained 60lbs, fat as **** now. Back in school he always thought he was hot s*** cause he was in Vietnam , reckon he killed a couple Vietish guys with his bare hands, aint noone believed that b****** stories.

Remembered when i was in school, every gym class he was always talking smack about me infront of everyone else cause i totally out jacked his a**. Hed be giving a lecture about nutrition n s***, started telling the class people who take proteins end up dying on a machine 20 years later and hes like "im all natural" n starts flexing his weak a** old man arms. Next day rumors going round school that im somekinda protein p****, when your the most jacked teen in the city people think you must be chuging down all kinds of s***,


He got my a** suspended for two weeks too cause i turned up for class sore as **** one time from my 3hour jack session and hes like "get the he** up here" telling me to do some p**** exercise. I aint got time for that s*** so i tell him to get someone else and hes all "big but weak, i thought so" so im like "id kick you’re a** son". Class is da** near off the scale rioting now, wanna see me wreck him on the mats.

He tells me to go for it, trying to stare me down thinks im gonna back down like a b****, so i step up and we start tusslin infront of the class, people r like "kick his ****ing a**" and cheering me on. I wasnt even breaking a sweat, hes puffing gonna have a da** heart attack or some s***. He tries his weak a** army moves on me but he aint never faced no 220lb vietish soldier before and he cant get me to the ground. Im like "come on old man" class is laughing their da** heads off n hes about to collapse so i grab holda his shirt and tossed his a** over my head onto the mat.

Hes laying on the floor, coughing his lungs out, d*** near knocked out n the class has gone ****ing insane, they were sick of his s*** too. Theyre hollering and shouting when some gym assistant guy comes running in wanna know what the **** all the noise is about. Next thing im infront of the principle, gym teacher tells him i jumped him in class n got me suspended.

Crew found out and was like "h*** no he craxy messing wit us,he wanna die?". That night they waited in the school parking lot ganged up n beat his a** down with a bat when he came out. Put his a** in hospital for a month.

When i got back to shool we gotta new dime woman gym teacher fresh outta college, didnt see his a**again. Turned drunk or sum s*** i heard.
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Old 12-16-07, 09:10 AM
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Not near as good as the past material.
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Old 12-16-07, 10:20 AM
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People didn't think the version of this story on the website below was very good material either.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archiv...t-2991501.html
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Old 12-16-07, 10:35 AM
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What's a Vietish guy?

You are one bad dude Mr. Angry!!! You straightup whip stupid fools that mess with you.
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Old 12-16-07, 12:24 PM
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People didn't think the version of this story on the website below was very good material either.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archiv...t-2991501.html
Look at the bottom of the link
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Old 12-16-07, 01:30 PM
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Look at the bottom of the link
So it was original.
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Old 12-16-07, 01:34 PM
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So it was original.
Yes... If by original you mean posted on another website 7 months ago.. then it is original.
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Old 12-16-07, 05:16 PM
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I don't really care if he steals it or makes it up all of it is hilarious.
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Old 12-16-07, 05:55 PM
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y'all better stop hatin'
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Old 12-16-07, 08:27 PM
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Apparently Mr. Angry is a living legend...postin' all over boards everywhere!
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Old 12-17-07, 10:26 AM
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I don't really care if he steals it or makes it up all of it is hilarious.
Agreed. Dude just cracks me up. I don't care where he gets it.
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Old 12-17-07, 12:12 PM
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Did Mr. Angry get an atomic wedgie like George Costanza did?
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Old 09-27-08, 12:44 AM
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What ever happened to this guy and his rediculous stories? They are somewhat entertaining.
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Old 09-27-08, 01:20 AM
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The REST of the story....

Turns out that Mr. Angry is (1) another poster who still posts regularly (I won't say whom) and (2) copied the material from other places.

If you google certain phrases from Mr. Angry's stories, you'll find they're found elsewhere on the net. Great comedy, but it lost points because of the plagiarism and Mr. Angry suddenly decided to stop posting....lol.
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Old 09-27-08, 01:27 AM
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Apparently Mr. Angry is a living legend...postin' all over boards everywhere!
Someone should submit that to ESPN for Jacked Up...if they still do that segment.
 

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