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Old 02-17-17, 10:17 AM
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Did this happen at your reunion?

Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of
her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is
yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to
dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon
walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. Wife turns to her
husband and says, "See that guy? 50 years ago, he proposed to me and I
turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!"

Thanks to Gary Mull (a classmate)

:>---

No count yet today.
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Old 02-17-17, 10:23 AM
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Add 1 if you have 1...

But don't push the envelope too far!

:>---

Going out now to see what kind of count I get!
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Old 02-17-17, 12:34 PM
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Old 02-17-17, 03:08 PM
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Did this happen at your reunion?

Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of
her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is
yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to
dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon
walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. Wife turns to her
husband and says, "See that guy? 50 years ago, he proposed to me and I
turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!"

Thanks to Gary Mull (a classmate)

:>---

No count yet today.
I find it very unlikely this happened because...
1)live bands at a 50 year reunion???
2)68 year old doing back flips???
3) could anyone stay that happy for 50 years because they didn't get married to a certain woman???


Ohhhh... unless this is trivia or riddle?
Then... "yes Alex, who is Bill and Hillary Clinton"
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Old 02-17-17, 03:29 PM
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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more.

On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.

Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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Old 02-17-17, 05:59 PM
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Good lord.....that is awful...
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Old 02-17-17, 06:04 PM
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Old 02-17-17, 06:07 PM
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Who's there ?
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Old 02-17-17, 06:10 PM
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Old 02-17-17, 06:11 PM
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Who be boo ?
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Old 02-17-17, 06:12 PM
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Joke ruiner.

You: boo who?
Me: why you crying?
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Old 02-17-17, 06:14 PM
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I ruined two there. That is actually the punchline to a better joke......
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Old 02-17-17, 06:34 PM
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"Then I'll have a Coke."
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Old 02-17-17, 11:11 PM
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"With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
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Old 02-18-17, 12:23 AM
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"With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
You didn't.
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Old 02-18-17, 01:51 PM
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Confucius say...He who lose key to girlfriend apartment get no new key.
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Old 02-18-17, 04:16 PM
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Confucius say...He who lose key to girlfriend apartment get no new key.
Still gotta try....

Best rock song ever -
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Old 02-18-17, 04:17 PM
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You didn't.
I thought SpongeBob. I forgot.
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Old 02-18-17, 08:09 PM
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Confucius say...He who lose key to girlfriend apartment get no new key.
Speaking of new key: I would rather have that Hawaiian disease (lack o' new key) than the Russian disease.
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Old 02-19-17, 08:46 AM
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Still gotta try....

Best rock song ever -
Can't argue with that! I used to play the intro to that song over and over and over again. Some bad azz guitar jammin' right there!
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Old 02-19-17, 09:58 AM
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Still gotta try....

Best rock song ever -
One of my all time favorites that always makes me crank it up.
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Old 02-19-17, 10:02 AM
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Speaking of new key: I would rather have that Hawaiian disease (lack o' new key) than the Russian disease.
The cure for that disease is a twilight dip in the Pool of Kahmaniwaunalaya, over on east Maui.
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Old 02-19-17, 10:48 AM
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The cure for that disease is a twilight dip in the Pool of Kahmaniwaunalaya, over on east Maui.

There should be a warning label on those Hula skirts. They sure are easy on the eyes but you never know what lurks in them.
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Old 02-19-17, 08:26 PM
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There should be a warning label on those Hula skirts. They sure are easy on the eyes but you never know what lurks in them.
+! All that glitters is not gold.
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Old 02-19-17, 10:18 PM
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+! All that glitters is not gold.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Led Zeppelin dude didn't get that memo. Must have been a Communication Breakdown.
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Old 02-22-17, 11:29 PM
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Pat and Murphy, saw sign saying "Tree fellers wanted".

Murphy said to Pat, 'If only Seamus had been with us, we'd have gotten that job.
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