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Old 07-30-18, 09:08 PM
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He's the snitch that gives the stiches... I tell, Eitel, get it?


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Old 07-31-18, 11:23 AM
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Rumor has it Joe Eitel once brought Chuck Norris to tears with a passing glare.

That the most interesting man alive once consulted with Joe for advice before trying Dos Equis.

Apparently he’s kind of a big deal. He supposedly has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

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Old 07-31-18, 12:37 PM
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Joe Eitel is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Joe Eitel.
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Old 07-31-18, 12:49 PM
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Joe Eitel didn't climb Mount Everest...He built it!
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Old 07-31-18, 01:05 PM
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Uh, Joe didn't part the Red Sea, he made the Red Sea.
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Old 07-31-18, 01:21 PM
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Old 07-31-18, 04:50 PM
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The Sun worships Joe Eitel.
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Old 08-04-18, 09:35 AM
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Weekly schedules are up.
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Old 08-04-18, 10:28 PM
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Joe Eitel knows exactly where Carmen Sandiego is (and Waldo).
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Old 08-05-18, 01:03 PM
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He said "jump", and even all the wives and girlfriends said "how high"?
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Old 08-05-18, 01:04 PM
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Old 08-05-18, 01:08 PM
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Old 08-05-18, 01:36 PM
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Old 08-05-18, 08:15 PM
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Old 08-06-18, 11:06 PM
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Berlin will get assigned later, once enrollment is determined. No Seniors, so I doubt they are D I or D II.
The first year Berlin will have 800-900 total students. I think I saw or heard that will include 50+ seniors. Are you serious that Joe can fold fitted sheets perfectly? That’s one talented cat.
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Old 08-06-18, 11:28 PM
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Old 08-07-18, 12:36 AM
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Old 08-07-18, 08:00 AM
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Joe Eitel thinks 95% of Yappi posters are ridiculous, we coaches agree with Joe.
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Old 08-07-18, 10:12 AM
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Joe Eitel thinks 95% of Yappi posters are ridiculous, we coaches agree with Joe.
Eh,... self-depricating?
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Old 08-07-18, 10:36 AM
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Joe Eitel only needs to measure once, to cut once.
Wouldn't that be "Joe Eitel only needs to measure once to cut twice"?
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Old 08-07-18, 10:47 AM
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95% seems low
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Old 08-07-18, 11:19 AM
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Eh,... self-depricating?
Proper English is my expertise, and I think you meant deprecating.
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Old 08-07-18, 03:22 PM
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Joe Eitel thinks 95% of Yappi posters are ridiculous, we coaches agree with Joe.
Uh, Im glad to be in the top 5% of anything.
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Old 08-07-18, 04:30 PM
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The sun sets when and where Joe Eitel tells it to set!

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Old 08-07-18, 11:58 PM
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Old 08-08-18, 05:32 AM
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Eh,... self-depricating?
Proper English is my expertise, and I think you meant deprecating.

Joe Eitel ain't THAT guy.

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Joe Eitel thinks 95% of Yappi posters are ridiculous, we coaches agree with Joe.
So either logic isn't your expertise (and we could debate your English skills) or (that's not an exclusive or) you were being self-deprEcating given it's a sports board and a significant number of the posters are or were coaches. My post wasn't a shot at you. You can get your coach panties out of your crack and stop squirming.

I imagine you're a coach that's also in the 95%.
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Old 08-08-18, 08:02 AM
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So either logic isn't your expertise (and we could debate your English skills) or (that's not an exclusive or) you were being self-deprEcating given it's a sports board and a significant number of the posters are or were coaches.
I think some of the Posters on here are also self-defecating.

But I must be off.
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Old 08-08-18, 08:15 AM
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Oh,no,... a pizzing match...

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Old 08-08-18, 08:23 AM
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Joe Eitel ain't THAT guy.

So either logic isn't your expertise (and we could debate your English skills) or (that's not an exclusive or) you were being self-deprEcating given it's a sports board and a significant number of the posters are or were coaches. My post wasn't a shot at you. You can get your coach panties out of your crack and stop squirming.

I imagine you're a coach that's also in the 95%.


Snowflake the comment was sarcasm in nature. As most Joe Eitel comments are. The fact you took time out of your busy day responding to my sarcastic post, clearly demonstrates my original sarcastic point. Have a good day!
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Old 08-08-18, 03:40 PM
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Snowflake the comment was sarcasm in nature. As most Joe Eitel comments are. The fact you took time out of your busy day responding to my sarcastic post, clearly demonstrates my original sarcastic point. Have a good day!
Oh now keyboard warrier is going to post the old "snowflake" attack.

And THEN, coach takes time out of his busy day to respond to my sarcastic post to point out that his point regarding most of the posters here is supported by my taking time out to respond his sarcastic post? And AGAIN coach doesn't realize he's pointing a finger at a mirror? smh

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How long till first game?
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