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Mr. Angry 07-21-07 03:48 AM

Got jumped last night
 
So last night i was walking back from my mans T house when i decided to take a shortcut through the park.

Most peeps stay the ---- outta the park after dark but the panzies in my town wouldnt try nothin with me so i stroll through shoulders out head high biceps flexed.

Neway im coming up to this gang of about 6 guys and thry try and stare me down so im like "forget this" and keep my eyes fixed on the main guy and bein the panzy he is he backs down and starts fiddling with his shoes.

About 200 yards later the path narrowed and theres no lighting but im chilled out since im still buzzed from the half a bottle o jack that i supped down an hour before.

Thats when i hear someone behind me and before i even turn artound i feel a cold pain in my head, 2 more of these and im down to protect myself.

About 3 of these punks from before are going at me with 2 bats and their feet. I curl up like a fetus to conserve energy knwing sooner or later these guys are gonna bat themselves out.

No sooner had they started that they stopped and thats when i jumped to my feet, them panzy --- punks couldnt believe their eyes, im thinking to myself "you shouldnt ****ed with my Polish ---"

Thats when i booted some guys knee cap bustin it up n ----, then grab his bat and smash it over another guys head breaking the bat clean in two. Blood went flyin like sum kinda movie stuff.

The other guy runs off and i shout "you'd best run homes"

This guy is running scared now, i run this town, he aint got nowhere tpo hide, im gonna bust his --- and dump him on the city limits.

Sore as **** this morning but still got a heavy bicep workout in, these 17's dont jack themselves up.

longtime1sttime 07-21-07 04:16 AM

I was wondering when we'd get the next installment. Classic! Where was your crew?

BR1986FB 07-21-07 06:41 AM

Nice! I've been jonesing for the next story. Made my weekend. :thumb:

J West 07-21-07 07:03 AM

Nice!

I know how you feel, bro. Actually, the way I feel these days, it would be nice to get a group of dudes to jump me. I loved your version of the rope a dope. Sweet.

Then get up and kick some punk ash. Nice going.

How gratifying was that? It HAD to be sweet.:clap:

man2man 07-21-07 07:07 AM

Not funny without pics.

JK Elder '99 07-21-07 07:48 AM

Forget Ali. We all know who really is THE GREATEST, and his name is Angry....Mister Angry. He's a bad man.

eastside_purple 07-21-07 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man2man (Post 2556296)
Not funny without pics.

I was hoping to see him in a green jumpsuit or something...

sm00th_kw 07-21-07 11:06 AM

Who knew a whiffle ball bat could do so much damage...heaven help you if they got to it and corked that mu ----a'.


And throughout it all you were still able to give some solid career advice to your adversaries..."you'd best run homes." A true renaissance man...

100club 07-21-07 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Angry (Post 2556269)
then grab his bat and smash it over another guys head breaking the bat clean in two.

HAHA! I love that line! Funny Mr. Angry :thumb: :laugh:

eastside_purple 07-21-07 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sm00th_kw (Post 2556401)
And throughout it all you were still able to give some solid career advice to your adversaries..."you'd best run homes." A true renaissance man...

I think he really meant, "you'd best run ho[l]mes". ;)

eastside_purple 07-21-07 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Angry (Post 2556269)
...then grab his bat ...

Never grab another man's bat. :eek:

Jhubbs77 07-21-07 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Angry (Post 2556269)
About 3 of these punks from before are going at me with 2 bats and their feet. I curl up like a fetus to conserve energy knwing sooner or later these guys are gonna bat themselves out

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

FLTiger 07-21-07 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastside_purple (Post 2556409)
I think he really meant, "you'd best run ho[l]mes". ;)

You ARE a genius e_p. Anybody that can translate Mr. Angry is of a higher intelligence!!

redskinfbco92 07-21-07 02:34 PM

Don't be walking all cocky when you on the brownie scouts' turf

the_big_toe 07-23-07 11:13 AM

Mr. Angry handling himself with a baseball bat:


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Ygx9a1kOo

oskar 07-23-07 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastside_purple (Post 2556322)
I was hoping to see him in a green jumpsuit or something...

No chance. If he was wearing that, he would have also had his Lucky Charms and this would never have happened.

LS1944 07-23-07 11:35 AM

We need to send Mr Angry to General Lynch's side.............

tofer23 07-23-07 12:33 PM

Here is a pic of the gang that jumped Mr. Angry, he is lucky to get out alive.
http://www.sealofohio.org/images/4-0...counselors.jpg

the_big_toe 07-23-07 12:41 PM

Here is the police photo of the leader of the gang - the one that was "eyeballing" Mr. Angry:

http://www.smurfhelp.com/Angry.jpg

Word has it that he can't stand the site of anyone in a green suit. :mad:

PolarBear 07-23-07 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtime1sttime (Post 2556271)
I was wondering when we'd get the next installment. Classic! Where was your crew?

Word is that they had other business to attend to. They were busy protecting their turf a few blocks away at a local bar.

http://localoaf.org/wp-content/uploa...ght_league.jpg

http://torontoist.com/attachments/to...illowfight.jpg

OHSportsGuy 07-24-07 01:59 AM

This is your best work yet

bedevil 07-24-07 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JK Elder '99 (Post 2556309)
Forget Ali. We all know who really is THE GREATEST, and his name is Angry....Mister Angry. He's a bad man.

"...they say that cat Angry is a bad mutha ---"

"Shut yo' mouth!"

"But I'm talkin' 'bout Angry!"

"Then we can dig it!"

Great stuff, Angry. Can't wait for your next adventure.

the_big_toe 07-24-07 10:34 AM

Mr Angry staring down the gang:

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/...wsBears_ex.jpg

Mr. Angry is the one on the left. :mad:

GRPride86 07-24-07 11:04 AM

Dude,

You should have known you were in for trouble when you tried to stair down these guys:

http://www.rit.edu/~bed4517/imm/proj...ors-furies.jpg

Hey angry,

Did you tell the guy you were going to take that bat and stick it ------ and turn him into a popcicle?

GRPride86 07-24-07 11:09 AM

Angryyyyyy, come out and pllaaayyyyy!

Aaaaannnnnggggrrryyyy, come out and pppppllllaaaaayyyy!!!


http://warriorsmovie.co.uk/filmstill...es/still42.jpg

seabass 07-24-07 12:54 PM

Priceless.

D-Swizzel102 07-25-07 09:52 PM

"I curl up like a fetus to conserve energy"


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ttown=Beast of SL 07-25-07 09:57 PM

how funny.

agraV8ed 07-25-07 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Angry (Post 2556269)
So last night i was walking back from my mans T house when i decided to take a shortcut through the park.

Most peeps stay the ---- outta the park after dark but the panzies in my town wouldnt try nothin with me so i stroll through shoulders out head high biceps flexed.

Neway im coming up to this gang of about 6 guys and thry try and stare me down so im like "forget this" and keep my eyes fixed on the main guy and bein the panzy he is he backs down and starts fiddling with his shoes.

About 200 yards later the path narrowed and theres no lighting but im chilled out since im still buzzed from the half a bottle o jack that i supped down an hour before.

Thats when i hear someone behind me and before i even turn artound i feel a cold pain in my head, 2 more of these and im down to protect myself.

About 3 of these punks from before are going at me with 2 bats and their feet. I curl up like a fetus to conserve energy knwing sooner or later these guys are gonna bat themselves out.

No sooner had they started that they stopped and thats when i jumped to my feet, them panzy --- punks couldnt believe their eyes, im thinking to myself "you shouldnt ****ed with my Polish ---"

Thats when i booted some guys knee cap bustin it up n ----, then grab his bat and smash it over another guys head breaking the bat clean in two. Blood went flyin like sum kinda movie stuff.

The other guy runs off and i shout "you'd best run homes"

This guy is running scared now, i run this town, he aint got nowhere tpo hide, im gonna bust his --- and dump him on the city limits.

Sore as **** this morning but still got a heavy bicep workout in, these 17's dont jack themselves up.

:help: this is soo stupid...

BOOOO!!! :o

wearesc10 07-26-07 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agraV8ed (Post 2561175)
:help: this is soo stupid...

BOOOO!!! :o

dude lighten up a little bit..this is obviously a joke and some much needed humor on this site :hello:


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