Akron City Teams

[man on the side]

How are the akron city teams going to be in swimming and diving this year. I heard a few of the teams are pretty loaded

[Bacon Grease]

I heard the same thing. I heard some of these teams are training day in and day out. I also heard a couple of 375 lb Buchtel girls are trying to win gold in the 200 meter butterfly.

[Liver-Neck]

Man, those girls are NOT trying to do the butterfly! They are practicing hard for the CannonBall competitin that is held at Reservoir Park in early september when the pool closes down! That way they don't need to pay some hauling company to take the water away!

[Bacon Grease]

that is it.