SLAGuy
Active member
You can tell where a fan gets their Ohio HS news by how much they know about the game:
Yappi - knows all the starters names and numbers. Most of the backups too. Can tell you who the upcoming stars are that play JV and Freshmen. All the fans that have been ejected or banned from their school's games are on Yappi.
Twitter - knows the starting QBs name and number. Knows the final score right when it ends.
Facebook - knows their son's number. The team would be better if the coach knew how good their son was.
Instagram - knows the head cheerleader's name and which girls are on the varsity squad and which are on JV. Daughter is middle bottom for the pyramid.
TikTok - knows that they have the best student section in Ohio. Also knows who the troublemakers are in the student section.
Snapchat - are the troublemakers in the student section.
Pinterest - it's all about the halftime. Leaves right after the band finishes their routine.
MySpace - hasn't seen a game in over a decade but still wears league championship shirt from 2005. Would love to watch the state championships on TV but struggles to find what channel Ohio News Network is on now.
JJHuddle - wonders why they stopped playing HS football in Ohio a few years ago.
Newspaper - excitedly opens the Sunday morning newspaper to find out who won Friday night. Heads over to the local breakfast place and argues that the 1962 team is way better than this year's team.
Yappi - knows all the starters names and numbers. Most of the backups too. Can tell you who the upcoming stars are that play JV and Freshmen. All the fans that have been ejected or banned from their school's games are on Yappi.
Twitter - knows the starting QBs name and number. Knows the final score right when it ends.
Facebook - knows their son's number. The team would be better if the coach knew how good their son was.
Instagram - knows the head cheerleader's name and which girls are on the varsity squad and which are on JV. Daughter is middle bottom for the pyramid.
TikTok - knows that they have the best student section in Ohio. Also knows who the troublemakers are in the student section.
Snapchat - are the troublemakers in the student section.
Pinterest - it's all about the halftime. Leaves right after the band finishes their routine.
MySpace - hasn't seen a game in over a decade but still wears league championship shirt from 2005. Would love to watch the state championships on TV but struggles to find what channel Ohio News Network is on now.
JJHuddle - wonders why they stopped playing HS football in Ohio a few years ago.
Newspaper - excitedly opens the Sunday morning newspaper to find out who won Friday night. Heads over to the local breakfast place and argues that the 1962 team is way better than this year's team.
