2025 Stow-Munroe Falls Football

He be 'splodin' like he had a dozen Kenmore Coneys!
clark---- Dude, Those Kenmore Koneys are nuthin;' to mess wit'. Whew, back in tha day and over tha yearz, Smoove prolly destroyed, oh, hecks, on the conservativeness side, 3 dozen pairs of drawers consumin' those Kenmore Koneys!! Kinda like Ton Loc sings about in Funky Cold Medina, "That Kenmore Koney Sauce is a Monster, y'all!"
 
clark---- Dude, Those Kenmore Koneys are nuthin;' to mess wit'. Whew, back in tha day and over tha yearz, Smoove prolly destroyed, oh, hecks, on the conservativeness side, 3 dozen pairs of drawers consumin' those Kenmore Koneys!! Kinda like Ton Loc sings about in Funky Cold Medina, "That Kenmore Koney Sauce is a Monster, y'all!"
I hope my post didn't psychologically trigger your colon!
 
If anyone hasn't gone to Old Carolina in Stow, give it a try. Good food for a decent price.

Wish I knew more about the football team but this is the slow season...

I think this a new season of chat rooms.

The stream of consciousness threads like #PACtion™️ are definitely on the rise. Not a bad thing either… very entertaining!
 
Old Carolina is a hidden gem tucked away in that plaza there.

What's everyone dessert spot?

Personally, tonight we got Handles, which is always good.

Dessert spots in Stow:
Handles
Sweet Frog
DQ
Crumbl Cookies
Nothing Bundt Cakes

Anything else I forgot?
 
I hope my post didn't psychologically trigger your colon!
clark---
You notice Smoove did not reply all weekend long, right? clark, Smoove's Brothren, you cursed Smoove this weekend. Smoove had a bad gut and was paintin' the underside of the toilet seat all weekend, and Smoove only have YOU to blameify for the gastro-Blowout, clark. You mentionated it, and it put a real hurtin' on Smoove, let alone Smoove's pland to get some serious Mooves on. Only thang movein' at Smoove's crib this past weekend was Smoove's colon
 
clark---
You notice Smoove did not reply all weekend long, right? clark, Smoove's Brothren, you cursed Smoove this weekend. Smoove had a bad gut and was paintin' the underside of the toilet seat all weekend, and Smoove only have YOU to blameify for the gastro-Blowout, clark. You mentionated it, and it put a real hurtin' on Smoove, let alone Smoove's pland to get some serious Mooves on. Only thang movein' at Smoove's crib this past weekend was Smoove's colon
My thoughts and prayers go out to you. And my condolences to all the chickies that missed out this weekend.
 
Dessert spots - Is Sweet Frog still popular? I remember it was the shiny new toy in Stow about 10-15 years ago when it first opened but I don't think I've been near it since then. I recall it being expensive for what it was at the time. Seemed like a flash in the pan kind of place but maybe it's doing great. Anybody been there recently?
 
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clark---
You notice Smoove did not reply all weekend long, right? clark, Smoove's Brothren, you cursed Smoove this weekend. Smoove had a bad gut and was paintin' the underside of the toilet seat all weekend, and Smoove only have YOU to blameify for the gastro-Blowout, clark. You mentionated it, and it put a real hurtin' on Smoove, let alone Smoove's pland to get some serious Mooves on. Only thang movein' at Smoove's crib this past weekend was Smoove's colon

"...paintin' the underside of the toilet..." A phrase that will live on the annals (not anals) of Yappi history.
 
Dessert spots - Is Sweet Frog still popular? I remember it was the shiny new toy in Stow about 10-15 years ago when it first opened but I don't think I've been near it since then. I recall it being expensive for what it was at the time. Seemed like a flash in the pan kind of place but maybe it's doing great. Anybody been there recently?

It’s kinda the spot to go after the band/choir/theater/speech & debate performances for CVCA/Stow schools… not sure about sports though.
 
It’s kinda the spot to go after the band/choir/theater/speech & debate performances for CVCA/Stow schools… not sure about sports though.
It's funny you mention this..that's exactly who used to be there years ago when I went. And yeah, I had kids in Stow band then. It was kind of expected that you went after concerts. LOL
 
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"...paintin' the underside of the toilet..." A phrase that will live on the annals (not anals) of Yappi history.
clark-
Smoove is extremely pleaseated that you are as amusified by toilet humor and Smoove's descriptionations of such as Smoove is Smoove's Self!! Smoove appreciate you, clarkgriswold, Smoove's Brothren!
 
My thoughts and prayers go out to you. And my condolences to all the chickies that missed out this weekend.
Wood-
Smoove jsut gonna respond to you as Wood....It will only help you with the chickies, Believe Smoove on this one. Smoove also appreciate you for senin' one up to the Good Lord for Smoove and Smoove's health. Smoove feelin' much betterer than over the weekend, so your prayers musta helpified Smoove. Thos chickies know they gonna be another time to get Smoovified, and it prolly gonna be this week, Smoove be primed to Pound! These Chickies better be ready to sit on an inner tube this next weekend, y'all, Smoove gots a lot of builtified up love to throw outcht!!
 
MASSIVE QUESTION HERE


What’s happening with the old Sto-Kent Family Entertainment building that’s on Fishcreek?

I saw a dumpster there a few months ago and I know they auction for the property a year or so ago. Anyone have an update? It’s starting to turn into an eye sore.
 
MASSIVE QUESTION HERE


What’s happening with the old Sto-Kent Family Entertainment building that’s on Fishcreek?

I saw a dumpster there a few months ago and I know they auction for the property a year or so ago. Anyone have an update? It’s starting to turn into an eye sore.
From what I've read, there are plans to rebuild to some degree - but I have vague recollections that ownership might be tied up in estate proceedings? Anyone else know if that's accurate?
 
How many basketball players also played football? Will the new basketball coach make a difference for the football team?

Not close enough to Stow to know if basketball players were encouraged to play football or not.
 
How many basketball players also played football? Will the new basketball coach make a difference for the football team?

Not close enough to Stow to know if basketball players were encouraged to play football or not.
Any quality coach will encourage they players to play as many sports as they can through their Junior year, at leastified. SO many things change, they bodies change, their mindset of the sport changes. TO specialize in one sport, though, and for the coach to mandate they only splay one sport, is wrong on many levels. Don't put all they eggs in one basket. That is why Smoove have many approachifications to gettin' attention of chickies. Smoove can wow 'em with Smoove sweetness; Smoove can just be crude and they may like that (which many of them do!); Smoove can just complimentate them on their hair or their attire and get them so hot they melt butter just bein within 4 feet of it; Smoove can just give 'em that LOOK, looking deep into they eyes with that "I wanna throw a Filt-O-Fish in your gullet and get BIZZAY" look; OR, Smoove can just play it cool and say something silly and funny and make Smoove's amazing sense of humor turn they special area into a soggy mess. Smoove is just like a really good football team, multi-dimensional and always adjustifyin' Smoove's approach to get those chickies!! Smoove outcht!
 
How many basketball players also played football? Will the new basketball coach make a difference for the football team?

Not close enough to Stow to know if basketball players were encouraged to play football or not.
This past year I think only a few maybe 2-3, at least on varsity. Other years they have many more.
 
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