Smoove hope that they can get to the 500 mark. Smoove know it ain't rocket scientistical stuff, but having a football team that is good only make the school proud, bring an excitementation to the kids in the school, and let Smoove tell y'all, it make the Chickies all the more willin' to try different thangs, if y'all catchify what Smoove is throwin' down! Good football make the community feel positive and they gonna more likely vote FOR a levy. But Smoove say the biggestest upside to havin' a good football team, especiallastically if they normally stink bad, is that the chickies in the community are gonna feel good, they gonna be more relaxified, they gonna be more willin' to put it outcht there for they guy!! Yup! It true! Proven scientific dats, performed and procured by Smoove's own detailified investigationations over 6 years in 5 distinctly different communities, 3 of which had consistently winning football teams and 2 having disgustingly putridified football teams, Smoove have showed the direct correlation between winning football teams and increased Boom-Boom Action percentage for the the men in those communiites, which Smoove have identified and named it, "The BOOM-BOOM Effect". Now, y'all don't hafta believe Smoove, but most of y'all will trust in the Word of Smoove (WOS).
Smoove was knownfied to spend much time in the Portage Lakes area the past several years, and some of Smoove's experimentationation evolvated from there and the Coventry football team, as well as Manchester and they ball club. These 2 schools are perfect cases for what Smoove is spittin' on: 2022, Coventry was average in football, 5-5, made the playoffs and they competified as the #15 seed and they played tough against the #2 seed. But that entire season, Smoove knew Smoove could stroll through Portage Lakes and get some, get some, GET SOME! Whether it be at the Basement on Manchester Road, or Johnny J's, or hecks, sometimes just drivin' down a street in the good ol' VOL, sometimes chickies just runnin' outcht they crib throwin' theyselves at Smoove. Smoove gonna oblige and Smoovify them up. But the last 2 years, 2023-2024, Coventry beent 2-18 and it was uglier than ugly.....Even some of the Concessionary Chickies were not wantin' to be Smoovified after havin' to work thru that disgusting display of what they called football. Hecks, some of the Concessionary Chickies were on-call for maybe havin' to be stand ins for the scoreboard as the "1" for the visitor's score in case they woulda scorified 100 points.....Fo Rill! Now, what kinda mood do that leave a hard-workin', over-worked Concessionary Chickie in?? Not in a mood for Smoove to get the Mooves on, That fo Sho! BUT, look at Manchester, the Panthers went 1-9 in 2023 and then 9-1 in 2024!!! Smoove would go to the Manchster Tavern in 2023 and the chickies would already be hammered, heads restin' on they arms on the tables ready to passify outcht. They dressed like they was ready to go feed cattle and milk the cows! Then, 2024, the Panthers gridders start Prowlin' again and guessify whatcht??!! The Chickies were prowlin' and ready to get growlin' again and hecks, after games at the Tavern, these chickies were dancin', dressed like they couldn't wait to get outcht those clothes cuz' there was so little to the outfits. Smoove made out like Robin Hood, Smoove tellin' y'all. Smoove nearly had to hold a raffle for the chickies to be Smoovified in the VOL after Manchester football games. Similarly, Woodridge and Cuyahoga Falls. Falls has stunk for most of the last decade or so, and Woodridge have beent ai-ight. Smoove gets some sweet, sweet Mooves from Falls chickies, but for the most part, they tight, drink one drink before they go home and get on they jammies and fall asleep on the couch, never a thoughtification of gettin' they Mooves goin' on. IN Woodridge, though, those chickies were crazee, they wear less than should be legal, tryin' to outdo they high school or middle school daughters with the outfits they wear, and Smoove have to complimentate them on the way they look and more importantly, how they handle theyselves. THAT is what gets Smoove in the front door, and often times, Smoove will admit, the BACKDOOR, too! Smoove only say this because believe Smoove on this one here: the Backdoor is often only open for deep and intimate relationships, y'all. But the combination of winning football and Smoove's unmatched abilities to remove chickies from they garments, Smoove have created a detailified report on the direct correlation between winning football and Boom-Boom Action for Smoove, and Smoove believes, for most of the chickies' husbands or boyfriends.....unless Smoove was able to get Smoove's Mooves on those chickies before they men did, then sorry to those dudes. But it just further provifies Smoove's point even more of this phenomenonation that Smoove have called "The BOOM-BOOM Effect".
Y'all want to know what the other school was that Smoove used in Smoove's investiagationation...Mogadore. This proud town have beent so good at football for so long, the men livin' there never had a prollem de=pantifyin' they chickies....well, unless the dude was just ugly, or had bad breath, and even then, Smoove's detailed history would show that bad breath was never the true reason. It was a severe case of SD- small dong. Anyhoo, Moggy always had really good to great football and the chickes would provide that sweet-sweet lovin' for they dudes. Now, in 2024, Moggy was not good, and the chickies did not become prudes overnight, naw. Hecks, Naw! The difference was the football game did not manipulate the chickies' arousal and moisture factor enough, and then they dudes just thoughtified that Boom-Boom Action was gonna happenate after games. Naw, Smoove's Brothren, y'all gots to learnify the following:
Good Football = Boom-Boom Action 84.38% of the time' FACT, undisputable. The other 15.62% of the times when Boom-Boom Actions does not occur falls into 2 categories, the following breakdown: 6.18% of unsuccessful Boom-Boom attempts is because of, Yup, Yup: The Bleed; the other 9.44% is due to 2 causes that Smoove wrappified into one category: SD (explained earlier in this post) and the dude stinks from not showerin' in the last 3 days. Yup, so there you haves it, Smoove explainin' the BOOM-BOOM Effect and how Smoove got to these numbers.
Now, If y'all really want to suppot your communities, go out first, take a Shower, y'all, and then support those players, root like you've never rooted before, and just maybe, if you don't have SD, you will find the secrets that Smoove have unlockified to the sweet nectar of your chickie. Good Luck, Smoove's Brothren. Now go Get SOME! Smoove outcht!