jedthefish
Moderated User
I've avoided posting an ACCURATE State poll all year, just to see how ABSOLUTELY STUPID the coaches choosing the state poll will be, and we certainly got our money worth of STUPID. First, time to expose all the LOSER coaches who VOTED THEIR OWN TEAM TOP 15 FOR SOME INSANELY HILARIOUS REASON......the following coaches have ZERO BUSINESS voting their team anywhere higher than probably 50th in the state in this final state poll, yet their myopic cray cray pee brains decided they were worthy of TOP 15.....
THE HILARIOUS JOKESTERS -
D1 = Boardman (hahahahahahahahaha OMG), Marry-your-sister-etta (OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA), Berea (a little funny). Clay (just stupid). OP Coffman (overrated crappy coached OP players, team)
AN ACCURATE FINAL D1 TOP TEN (top 15 is so stupid)-
1.) Beavercrap
2.) AW
3.) TIE- Feltonville
3.) TIE - False Jesuit
5.) Jedina
6.) Brunswhack
7.) TIE- Lakota Waste
7.) TIE- Mags
9.) Dead Bugs (Mason)
10.) Cinci Andy
D2 JOKESTERS= Cortland Poopview (OMG REALLY????), Celina (look at last score of year- blahahahahahahahaha), FU and Bloom Crap (both from PATHETIC SE Ohio), River poo (choke every year because they play NO ONE), Lima take a bath (enough said).
AN ACCURATE D2 FINAL TOP TEN (top 15 is still stupid)
1.) Jeddering Alter
2.) Mansfield Hoffs
3.) Monroe
4.) Can'tfield
5.) Crapley
6.) Bake Catholic
7.) West G
8.) Mr Magoo (Summit)
9.) Cinci Wyoming
10.) Indian Hill
D3 JOKESTERS = West Salem WestNorthern or something (played NO ONE and ba-low), North seaman (would literally get beat by 10 GOALS by every team in TRUE top ten below-HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC), Independence (uh huh), New Middletown Crapfield (see North Seaman) and Buttons Hiland (how can they be good-they don't even have electricity!??)
AN ACCURATE D3 FINAL TOP TEN (top 15 is soooooooo millennial, helicopter parent everyone gets a rainbow crap)
1.) Cinci hills country day school academy
2.) Kirtland
3.) Kooky LBers
4.) TIE- Grandview Hts
4.) TIE - Academy
6.) Lehman Catholic
7.) Clint Pember Eastwood
8.) Archie
9.) Mariemont
10.) Flounderia
...…ready.....discuss. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
THE HILARIOUS JOKESTERS -
D1 = Boardman (hahahahahahahahaha OMG), Marry-your-sister-etta (OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA), Berea (a little funny). Clay (just stupid). OP Coffman (overrated crappy coached OP players, team)
AN ACCURATE FINAL D1 TOP TEN (top 15 is so stupid)-
1.) Beavercrap
2.) AW
3.) TIE- Feltonville
3.) TIE - False Jesuit
5.) Jedina
6.) Brunswhack
7.) TIE- Lakota Waste
7.) TIE- Mags
9.) Dead Bugs (Mason)
10.) Cinci Andy
D2 JOKESTERS= Cortland Poopview (OMG REALLY????), Celina (look at last score of year- blahahahahahahahaha), FU and Bloom Crap (both from PATHETIC SE Ohio), River poo (choke every year because they play NO ONE), Lima take a bath (enough said).
AN ACCURATE D2 FINAL TOP TEN (top 15 is still stupid)
1.) Jeddering Alter
2.) Mansfield Hoffs
3.) Monroe
4.) Can'tfield
5.) Crapley
6.) Bake Catholic
7.) West G
8.) Mr Magoo (Summit)
9.) Cinci Wyoming
10.) Indian Hill
D3 JOKESTERS = West Salem WestNorthern or something (played NO ONE and ba-low), North seaman (would literally get beat by 10 GOALS by every team in TRUE top ten below-HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC), Independence (uh huh), New Middletown Crapfield (see North Seaman) and Buttons Hiland (how can they be good-they don't even have electricity!??)
AN ACCURATE D3 FINAL TOP TEN (top 15 is soooooooo millennial, helicopter parent everyone gets a rainbow crap)
1.) Cinci hills country day school academy
2.) Kirtland
3.) Kooky LBers
4.) TIE- Grandview Hts
4.) TIE - Academy
6.) Lehman Catholic
7.) Clint Pember Eastwood
8.) Archie
9.) Mariemont
10.) Flounderia
...…ready.....discuss. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
